Let's be frank, every red-blooded man alive lusts after sweet-apple cheerleader rump; it's deeply hardwired in our DNA. So fit, so limber, so bright-eyed, skewering these peppy tarts with long feet of veiny dick is a no-brainer; their leg-spreading, boob-bouncing routines practically announce-no, demand-that these quick-limbed cuties be cock spiked most heinous! This is where Psycho Cheerleaders picks up the ball, showcasing an all-star cast of firm-body babes being shanked by insidious schlongs and blasted by hard busting nuts. With bona fide beauties like Sophie Dee, Ashley Steel, and Presley Maddox milking monstrous man-nog left, right, and center, nothing is left to the imagination; this is hardcore graphic fucking 101. We have balls deep anal, long throated blowjobs, messy cream-filled holes, awe-inspiring facials, and even some BDSM thrown into the mix. It's your classic smut all-you-can-spank special. Basically, there's something here for everybody. Mark Stone, the director, adds his special comedic signature; you gotta love the wacky premises of some of these scenes. For example, in his universe when a cheerleader gets depressed, sphincter slaughtering sodomy is a suitable form of therapy. Got a head cold, get rid of it by giving amazing head, got a sore knee, a sore bottom will get your mind off of it. Say what you will, I call that logic proper. Sure, the condom use is a bit distracting and the cheerleading motif could have been further utilized, but the talent is top notch and the production values are stellar.
Hands down, Sophie Dee steals the show; it's the combination of her glacier blue eyes, her British accent, and her penchant for buggery. This scene is a real treat for any babe-minded anal fan.
Rebecca Lane is a lean, mean, cock sucking machine. Hard and fast or slow and penetrating, this beauty sheathes a formidable man-sausage. Too bad that hot bath of dick-glue misses her face by mere millimetres at the climax. Better luck next time Jack.
No DVD is complete without a little electro-cunt therapy. Ricki takes both pain and pleasure like a champ, not to mention taking Voodoo's long garden-hose cock to tonsil-town; he snakes it down her tiny throat and she doesn't even bat an eye-talent!
More BDSM. Excellent! Even beautiful cheerleaders have to pay their dues. This time the action takes place in a real dungeon; unfortunately, the play is tame by today's standards.
Riley Evans also holds her own as the archetypical all-American blonde bombshell. I love the Texan glee-club look, especially when it's accessorized by a well pounded pussy and hard yards of man-stick.
Lesbians should always cum in threes. Numbers count! The above triad prove their fingerbanging grit in this scene, smacking hood and banging hole with sweet abandon. Well done.
This DVD is average hardcore fare. Great bodies, solid sex, but in the final evaluation, more could have been done with the cheerleading theme. That being said, if you're a cheerleader enthusiast, many spanks to be had here.
Score : 72/100
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