Review of ' Seymore Butts Table for 3' DVD

Seymore Butts Table for 3 Review Date: 2008-09-01

Reviewer: Cosmic Carl
score:80

Review

Seymore Butts, I salute you; with Table for 3, once again you have proven your worthiness. Now folks, this smut isn't for everyone. If a man's anus being fingered and/or mouth-fucked turns you off, I suggest that you keep on truckin'. Keep in mind, though, that these carnal acts are committed by über hot pornstars, perfects 10s without exception. Still, some of this shit gets pretty grisly. Consider yourself warned. Personally, I think it's fantastic, a new take on an old trick. Full service-she is down there anyways, she might as well leave no stone unturned. Lots of stuff going on here: this is the beauty of the three-way cluster fuck, there's so much to check out. Getting tired watching some babe tea timing on skin bag, take a gander four inches over, that same dick is reshaping femme rectum. Beautiful… efficient. It's true. No one quite does anal like Mr. Butts. He lines them up and knocks them down. I just hope his girls have the number of a good Proctologist.

Continue Reading for the full-scene breakdown

Scene 1:

 Seymore Butts Table for 3 Scene 1

All I have to say is that Kurt Lockwood is one lucky son-of-a-bitch. Not only does dude get to cornhole the likes of Sandra Romain and Lauren Phoenix, buddy gets rim-jobs as he does it. With butt toys thrown into the mix, this scene is sure to satisfy even the most discerning ass aficionado.

Scene 2:

 Seymore Butts Table for 3 Scene 2

Ass to mouth blowjobs, deep throated ones at that, come second nature to Jada Fire. Can you guess what her first nature is? If your final answer is balls-deep anal, pat yourself on the back. Herschel and Alex go to town of this backdoor beauty, boring ring like two atomically powered ass augers.

Scene 3:

 Seymore Butts Table for 3 Scene 3

As I've already mentioned, Kurt Lockwood gets the royal treatment. This scene repeats scene's one recipe, but naturally with two different ladies. Again, no orifice is spared, including Kurt's nether eye, which gets the lapping of a lifetime.

Scene 4:

 Seymore Butts Table for 3 Scene 4

Running the anchor of this 4 scene DVD, the above three kick it in high gear fucking and sucking like there's no tomorrow, which for Brooke's and Courtney's anuses, isn't that far from the truth. That being said, all the jizz-splattered bases are covered-metaphorically and literally!

Overall:

Overall, Seymore Butts' Table for 3 is a splendid example of the modern day anal movie; tight holes, huge cocks and a no-holds-bared attitude towards sexual experimentation. Timid viewers need not apply.

Score : 80/100
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