I don't care what anybody says, huge fucking tits are a mandatory characteristic of a fantasy lay. It doesn't matter if they're fake, real, lopsided, floppy, rocks, or feedba ... More...
Porno. You just can't get enough of it can you? I know my spanking just isn't the same without a team of dirty sluts cheering me on. So a website that claims to have 'The largest selection of hardcore videos online' definitely tickles my nuts the right way. Too bad that's a pile of crap, and the kind of porno this site sends my way makes my salty walnuts stay shriveled up in their sh ... More
SCORE.76College Fuck TourReview Date: 2010-09-06
Remember that Billy Ocean song 'Get out of my dreams, get into my car'? College Fuck Tour has developed that idea, replacing the car with a truck and replacing the romance with baby-face facials. Billy, your drive-by vision lives ... More
Understatement is a rare thing in the porn universe; even in the civilian world, resisting sexual exaggeration flies in the face of basic programming. This is why the fetish site Crazy Spandex Girls is such a gem. All things being equal, this messed up destination should really be called Stupid Loco Insane Deranged Mad Mind-Fuck Outlandish Spandex Alien Girls instead of its current moniker.
I've seen some strange shit in my smut reviewing tenu ... More
SCORE.79Nylon Feet LineReview Date: 2010-06-07
Women in pantyhose are the darlings of male masturbation. Not only are they sexy in a classic way; they are fall-from-grace sluts, the high and mighty brought down low by their own lust. Everybody likes a society girl that fucks the help; butlers, busboys, chefs, maids, nannies, they are all fair game for these craven Jezebels.
Add a foot fetish to this remarkable type and we have a winner, a toe suckling babe worthy to write home about.
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SCORE.74Bottom LickersReview Date: 2010-06-06
What shows true love? A life long commitment, feverish romance, uncontrollable outbursts, or unending respect? Yeah, these things will work, but frankly they don't compare to tossing your partner's salad. That's right, I'm talking about analingus. Be cryptic and call it a rim job or be plain and call it ass eating, it's all good. There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everybody likes a tongue in the anus and it's about time us guys got a sl ... More
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