I don't care what anybody says, huge fucking tits are a mandatory characteristic of a fantasy lay. It doesn't matter if they're fake, real, lopsided, floppy, rocks, or feedba ... More...
Understatement is a rare thing in the porn universe; even in the civilian world, resisting sexual exaggeration flies in the face of basic programming. This is why the fetish site Crazy Spandex Girls is such a gem. All things being equal, this messed up destination should really be called Stupid Loco Insane Deranged Mad Mind-Fuck Outlandish Spandex Alien Girls instead of its current moniker.
I've seen some strange shit in my smut reviewing tenu ... More
SCORE.79Nylon Feet LineReview Date: 2010-06-07
Women in pantyhose are the darlings of male masturbation. Not only are they sexy in a classic way; they are fall-from-grace sluts, the high and mighty brought down low by their own lust. Everybody likes a society girl that fucks the help; butlers, busboys, chefs, maids, nannies, they are all fair game for these craven Jezebels.
Add a foot fetish to this remarkable type and we have a winner, a toe suckling babe worthy to write home about.
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SCORE.74Bottom LickersReview Date: 2010-06-06
What shows true love? A life long commitment, feverish romance, uncontrollable outbursts, or unending respect? Yeah, these things will work, but frankly they don't compare to tossing your partner's salad. That's right, I'm talking about analingus. Be cryptic and call it a rim job or be plain and call it ass eating, it's all good. There's nothing to be ashamed of here. Everybody likes a tongue in the anus and it's about time us guys got a sl ... More
SCORE.70Brides on BlacksReview Date: 2010-06-05
Brides on Blacks, I am going to assume that this isn't a part of the wedding reception. It does, however, sound like one balling bachelorette party. Think about it; it's the eve of some cooze's nuptials, tomorrow she will be off the market for good. Why shouldn't she have one last fling? And she should make it count, it could very well be the last time she chomps random dick. Luckily, she knows just the fella—Tyrone Jones, her black thick- ... More
SCORE.83E Pantyhose LandReview Date: 2010-06-04
E Pantyhose Land: sounds like Disney's Magical Kingdom on drugs complete with rides, grand balls and princess pixies inspired by European folktales. Oddly enough, this isn't far from the truth. Let's begin with the rides: we have lesbian-crotch bumper-cars, we have first to the pink wins, and we have pussy cotton candy treats. On to the grand balls; this is what you will have going through this material. And lastly, princess pixies—Eastern ... More
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