3rd Movies
Review Date: 2009-09-20
- Quality: 17/20
- Quantity: 18/20
- Updates: 8/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 9/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 7/8
3rd Movies, I think I studied this movement in my film theory class. There I was, back row, my laptop to my left, my dick to my right. Pulling out the boss and give him a hard time was the only way I could get though a 4 hour discussion on Italian Realism.
Sure people knew what was going on, I didn't care. You gotta do what you gotta do. Call me crazy, but I'd rather be known as a masturbating stud than a sleeping dud any day.
But I digress. Here I was, carousing the net and suddenly I get this email. It was my roommate and he had sent me a link to 3rd Movies, lucky guy was cranking in the privacy of our dorm. Anyways, I typed in the URL into my browser and WHAM!
The Good Stuff - Hot chicks, exclusive downloads, filthy, filthy spank. I had anal, facials, swallowing, 3somes, fisting, and creampies; all the ingredients to guarantee my consciousness. I typed my folks' Visa number in (ekkkkkk) and off to the races I went.
I clearly remember blowing my load by at the end of the lecture. A sigh, loud enough to be heard in the front row, escaped my lips. Oppppps!
I whipped off quickly with the single sock I had to foresight to bring. 3rd Movies Cinema- I believe I went on to write my term paper on it.
The Bad Stuff - $30/month is expensive in my books, but I guess you pay for quality.
Quite Frankly - Like its sister site, Ztod (which you also get access to), 3rd Movies is an excellent web destination. The DVDs look great; all the material is exclusive and downloadable, working in either Divx or Windows. With 240+ DVDs on the menu, breaking down to 1500+ full length scenes, it's hard to argue with Mr. Thick Dick on this one.
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