- Quality: 20/20
- Quantity: 20/20
- Updates: 4/10
- Exclusivity: 8/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 11/8
When I see a truly amazing bottom it affects me like roundhouse to the temple, or, even better yet, it hits me like a quart of booze-shine splashing around in my belly. Simply put, top shelf tail knocks me down. I want to touch it, I want to squeeze it, I want to fucking the ever-living shit out of it, and that's just for beginners.
What qualifies as AAA grade arse, you ask. When it doubt, reflect upon the immortal words of Sir Mix A Lot. 'Make it round, and BIG!' That pretty much sums it up. Bounce, bounce, bounce, that's what you want to see and/or feel. Those cheeks should be clapping trouser-snake like fleshy thunder, 200 beats a minute.
The good folks behind Ass Masterpiece understand this maxim. Recoiling rumps and ball slapping penetrations are the two pillars of this site's M.O. Every angle, every position, is well mined and well shot. Personally, reverse Cowgirl is the finisher for this screw-up, the preverbal end of my masturbatory road, and I found more than my fill of it here, more than my fill. Giggity!
Ass-men, pull up a seat. Welcome home.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 85 picture galleries and videos to choose from. The films average between 25-30 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in a variety of formats (Normal, High, DVD, MPEG, iPhone/iPod/Apple).
The high-end picture quality is fantastic. I viewed these films in full-screen mode on my 22 inch monitor and was totally impressed. Very little distortion!
Members also get access to the entire Naughty America network, that's 19 premium sites thrown into the mix. Here's a taste of some of their titles: I Have a Wife, Seduced by a Cougar, Naughty Office, My Friend's Hot Mom, Diary of a Nanny, Housewife 1 on 1, Naught Bookworms, and my personal favorite, Neighbor Affair.
Perhaps the best feature of this porn hub is its amazing layout and initiative navigation. With links of every kind—genre, site, and model—surfing its massive content is easy and quick.
And to top everything off, this content is exclusive.
The Bad Stuff - Unfortunately, there hasn't been an update for Ass Masterpiece in over a year. (That being said, the network updates daily.) Also, I would have liked to have seen more anal. Back me up on this one; it's the next logical step!
Quite Frankly - Ass Masterpiece is a butt-a-rific site even despite its flaws. Green light!
Further Info: Amazing Navigation
Access to 19+ premium bonus sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
Exclusive Content
External Reviews:
External. 75.6
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Review Date: 2006-01-18 00:00:00
