- Quality: 14/20
- Quantity: 14/20
- Updates: 5/10
- Exclusivity: 3/10
- Layout: 1/12
- Value: 13/20
- Other: 25/8
The ghost in the machine is a pervert, and all it wants to do is bang beaver. Allow me to introduce Banging Machines, a site dedicated to perverted contraptions and the lady-holes they're built to service.
I wasn't at the meeting that saw this idea put forth, but I can imagine it: a bunch of dudes sitting around a silent table; suddenly, the gear-head of the group stutters:
“How about we built a babe-fucking-robot—dildos for arms, a boat engine heart, and slicked pistons pumping cold hate and hot love!” Frowns all around, but its Friday so the brass jokingly green-lights it. Come Monday morning, to the astonishment of all, three motorized banging machines fire up in the lobby, each roaring at 6000rpm. “Feed them Goth Girls,” the techie triumphantly repeats to the gathering crowd.
It probably didn't happen like that, but still—is it interesting porn? Yes. Do these robots work hole with speed and fury? Yes. Will they ever replace the real thing? Quite possibly.
Cracks aside, Banging Machines is an amusing site and is just crazy enough to work.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 10 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The videos average 25-30 minutes in length and are broken down into 2-3 minute clips. These clips can be streamed or downloaded directly to your hard drive.
The picture quality is average, best viewed in a medium sized window.
The bonus content is the big story here. Your Banging Machines membership gets you access to thousands of DVD feeds, thousands!
The Bad Stuff - With only 10 feature flicks and no updates, either some chick broke into the Banging Machines' warehouse and stole the hardware all for herself, or the producers simply lost interest.
Quite Frankly - Fucking Machines has a novel concept, and in my opinion works well. That being said, this membership is all about the copious bonus content, which is endless, but mainstream hardcore nevertheless. If you're after purely “machine” content, this membership may not be for you.
Further Info: Access to 5000+ DVD feeds
Bonus Reality Sites
Downloadable Media
