- Quality: 13/20
- Quantity: 8/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 5/10
- Layout: 4/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 25/8
Boobs: the bigger the better as far as I’m concerned. As long as she’s not dragging her nipples along the sideway, it’s all good (Mind you, I’m sure I could get a nut-off to that in a real pinch). So I guess it goes without saying that this reviewer is totally biased when it comes to Big Tit porn. I’m not supposed to be, but I am—can’t help myself, I just love those gawd damn giblets. I love the way they look, the way they look at you as you look at them; I love the way they dance with gravity, this way and that; and I especially love the way their bosomy valleys stifle shaft in faux ass-fucking fashion.
Fake, real, big, bigger, disgustingly ginormious, I love them all, not all quite equally, but a true love nevertheless. In Big Handfuls you’ll find boob action ranging the entire spectrum of mammary excellence, excluding only the freakishly mammoth.
With big names like Brandy, Tina Michaels, Whitney Stevens, and Mia Bangg exemplifying the talent within, you can rest assured that this content is grade A masturbatory gravy. More good news: this shit is as hardcore as it comes. We have to-the-ballesy-hilt anal penetrations, we have throat mining all-in blowjobs, we have spunk-tacular facials, and yes, there’s even some vaginal sex thrown into the mix. Perhaps my favorite aspect of Big Handfuls is its special attention to chesty threesomes. There’s nothing quite like a pair of oversized racks rubbing up against each other as the owners of said racks tandem suck a biggie-sized dick freshly plucked from backdoor number 1, or was it backdoor number 2. So much ass-to-mouth action, it’s hard to keep track of what’s coming from where and when.
The Good Stuff - Currently Big Handfuls features 24 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The movies average around 25-30 minutes in length and can be streamed in flash and/or downloaded as clips or as full length scenes. You can download the movies in WMV format or MPG format. The picture quality is great, best viewed in a large window, or even full screen.
Members get access to the following 18 Porn Pros’ websites: Freaks of Cock, 18 Years Old, 40oz Bounce, Cumshot Surprise, Sleep Creep, Real Ex Girlfriends, Deep throat Love, Flexible Positions, Cock Competition, Pimp Parade, Shady P.I., Euro Humpers, Asian Fuckies, Jurassic Cock, Cum Martinis, Hungry Cougars, Mexi Cunts, and Cluster Fuck Whores.
All content is 100% exclusive.
The Bad Stuff - More updates are needed.
Quite Frankly - Obviously take this review with a grain of salt (I love boobs). That being said, Big Handfuls is a pretty kick ass site. It definitely needs more boob specific updates, but in time, it could be one of the best destinations of its kind, providing that it keeps those new episodes rolling in. Note: presently one can only access Big Handfuls through the Porn Pros network.
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