- Quality: 16/20
- Quantity: 19/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 8/12
- Value: 17/20
- Other: 6/8
“The titties are coming! The titties are coming!” It's an all out invasion. Fuck, where's my white flag. I surrender.
Call them bigguns, call them cangas, just don't call them bee stings. Yes, we love ‘em huge boobs, we adore everything about them, their bouncy bouncy, their side roundness, their awesome gravity. And yes, we love ‘em cause our dicks fit tightly just so. And the fact that these cream jugs are attached to fucking and sucking fanatics, well, I just might have to shoot myself.
Where the hell do these girls come from? I don't know, but they'll take a cock in the ass while eating an ass, they'll bend down and have their hair glued to the wall with jizz, and they'll even screw a guy like your buddy, Frank, with the coke can for a cock and with balls busting with bad seeds.
Furthermore, we all know that it is not enough for boobs to be big; they must be HUGE, shapely, pert with personality, nut-buttered, and naturally, attached to a smoking hot cock-suckress; and this is exactly what we get in Big Tit Invasion.
Women of “Heavy Metal,” welcome to earth… and to my dick.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 1000+ picture galleries, 24 choice big tit videos, and a multiverse of streaming hardcore videos to choose from. The videos are all over the spectrum in length and quality, but are generally between 10-20 minutes long and are in enjoyable condition.
The picture quality is slightly above average, best viewed in a medium sized window.
The bonus content is the big story here as mentioned above. Your Big Tit Invasion membership gets you access to thousands of DVD feeds… thousands upon thousands, not to mention 20+ bonus reality sites.
The Bad Stuff - Rarely updated.
What happened to the reinforcements? Did someone call off the war? God Damn Hippies!
Quite Frankly - This site got my rocks off; it's disgustingly dirty—just the way the porn gods intended. Who cares if most of the boobs within are liars? As long as they don't pop in the sack, I'm good.
Further Info: Access to over twenty reality bonus sites
Streams 5000+ DVDs
External Reviews:
External. 67.2
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Review Date: 2005-12-10 00:00:00
