- Quality: 16/20
- Quantity: 17/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 8/10
- Layout: 9/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 8/8
Some fellas cruise for coozes, others carouse for coarse conversation, I say nothing beats a Big Tit Patrol. Personally, I'm always on sentry for succulent jugs, you could even say I'm eternally vigilant in the matter, on the variable D-cup vanguard. This is why it is such a treat to review a site cut from the same cloth, so to speak.
On the Big Tit Patrol you better believe that bouncy bouncy is as ubiquitous as the sky above. We have Tyrannosaur tear drops, we have perky pears, we have mammary melons, we have silicone silos, and we have fuckable floppers; all the colours of the big tit rainbow are smartly covered, or uncovered as is the case.
With such crass acts like Naomi Cruise, Gianna, Brandy, and Sophie Dee exemplifying the content, you will surely bust New York sized nuts. Keyboards beware!
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 74 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 40-45 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded directly to your hard drive.
The picture quality is above average; although for clarity, these videos are still best viewed in a medium sized window.
And this is exclusive material, not to be found anywhere else on the web.
Perhaps the best feature of this membership is its 25 bonus sites. Here is a taste of some of their titles: Mr. Chews Asian Beaver, Round Mound of Ass, Big League Facials, Giant Black Meat White Trash, See Her Squirt, Teeny Bopper Club, Lesbian Teen Hunters, I Spy Camel Toe, and my personal favorite, College Teen Book Bang.
The Bad Stuff - The videos cannot be downloaded by clip, which is a drag if you're like me and just want the money shot.
Quite Frankly - Big Tit Patrol is a decent site. That being said, this membership is best suited for those that enjoy a wide variety of porn, the bonus destinations being the big story here.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 25 Bonus Sites
Downloadable Media