- Quality: 10/20
- Quantity: 14/20
- Updates: 0/10
- Exclusivity: 10/10
- Layout: 10/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 9/8
Hobos, they might not have jobs, homes, families, food, possessions, hygiene, sanity, or prospects, but at least of few of them get laid. Allow me to introduce Bums in Action, a site dedicated to a vagrant's luckiest day. The premise is simple; women are hired to have sex with the dispossessed. Sounds classy, right? You don't know the half of it. These are not your regular penniless bastards, these old farts are penniless Russian bastards, surfs from the motherland's countryside—that's fucking poor!
All of this being said, I really have to hand it to these booze-nosed derelicts; they can still get it up and fuck in a pinch. I know more than a few healthy professionals that can't boast the same ability. I guess when you know this is it, this is the last time you'll ever get pussy, you rise to the occasion.
Needless to say, porno doesn't get grittier than this. Most scenes are shot in open fields, under bridges, and by railroad tracks. The girls are average looking, no pigs, but no beauty queens either. And the guys, well, I think you get the picture. This is the kind of site you show to your buddies for a good laugh; mind you, if you like jerking-off to hobos, I'm not going to judge you… there are stranger kinks out there.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 25 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 20-25 minutes in length and can be streamed (Flash, WMV) or downloaded directly to your hard drive (WMV High or WMV Low).
The picture quality is below average, passable only in a medium to small sized window.
Members get access to 21 exclusive bonus sites. Here is a taste of some of their titles: Dirty Daddys Girls, Spoiled Virgins, 18 Virgin Sex, Dirty Ass 2 Month, Young And Banged, Young Cum Gulpers, Creampied Sweeties, Frisky Baby Sitter, and my personal favorite, Lovely Teen Land.
Members also get access to a plethora of feeds and 3rd party sites from a wide variety of genres.
The Bad Stuff - The picture quality is quite poor as is usually the case with 'caught-on-film' videos—it's sort of the point. And do I even have to say that these dudes are ugly as sin?
Quite Frankly - Like I said before, this site is good for laughs, but not much more. The bonus sites, on the other hand, are brimming with amazing teen porn, well worth the door charge.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 21 bonus sites
Streams bonus video
Regular Updates
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Review Date: 2007-04-29 00:00:00