Review Of Club Seventeen

Club Seventeen Review Date: 2009-04-03

Reviewer: Cosmic Carl
  • Quality: 14/20
  • Quantity: 14/20
  • Updates: 8/10
  • Exclusivity: 4/10
  • Layout: 1/12
  • Value: 12/20
  • Other: 31/8
score:84
Niche(s): Teen
Let's get one thing straight right off the bat; the girls of Club Seventeen are all 18+ Euro cuties—legal by a cunt's hair… okay, by half a cunt's hair. I can say with the utmost certainty that you won't find hotter teens anywhere else in the cyber porn-scape. Furthermore, you'd be hard pressed to find another group of little lasses more hardcore than these ass-stuffing, throat-jamming, cream-gobbling darlings of Club Seventeen. Softcore fans needs not apply. This membership is all about taking willing innocence and fucking-the-shit-out-of-it. Sold are you? Well, that makes two of us. Wait, it gets better. Have I mentioned that most of these corn feed beauties are from Holland or there abouts? Yep, the vast majority of the girls of Club Seventeen are doe-eyed, firm bodied, perky boobed, pigtailed sweethearts, all speaking their adorable bizarro mother tongue. And the odds are you've never see these cutesy faces and cutesy twats before. Fresh Action! Do I need to go on?
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 1500+ picture galleries and 150+ videos to choose from. The videos average between 20-25 minutes in length and are broken down by DVD title rather than episode. These clips can be streamed or downloaded directly to your hard drive with no daily limits or DRM protection. The picture quality is about average, best viewed in a medium sized window. Most of the content seems exclusive, or is at the very least super rare in a North American context. Updates appear to be regular, despite the lack of date information.
The Bad Stuff - The design of Club Seventeen needs a lot of work: say you want to watch some videos, enter you password; say you want to look at bonus material, enter you pass work; say you want to scratch your balls, enter you password… you get the picture. Also, membership is pricey.
Quite Frankly - It's true, membership is pricey, but then again this is a premium product. Value wise you're doing okay, paying above average for this above average membership. For teen fans who are tired of the same starlets, Club Seventeen is perfect for you. Regular teen fans, this is a solid site filled with baby-faced beauties who are actually, just, barely legal. Average porn fans, many spanky sessions here. My advice, join for three months and then organize your backpack and checkout of the hostel.


Further Info: Regular Updates Mostly Exclusive Content Downloadable Media Bonus Material

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