- Quality: 18/20
- Quantity: 19/20
- Updates: 2/10
- Exclusivity: 9/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 10/20
- Other: 7/8
It's a rare breed of woman that takes the thick end of an aluminum baseball up her ass, or a breadstick in the vagina for that matter. Talk about asking for a yeast infection. Granted, I'm sure that's the last thing on her mind as the gardening tools are being prepped for penetration.
Needless to say, Dildo Brutality dares to be ambitious, turning everything from a bundle of pencils to a water cooler bottle into a faux penis. No orifice is sacred; assholes are reamed just as hard as snatches in an all out attack on good sense. And the astonishing this is, all the girls are smoking hot babes. You would figure that they would recruit only the nastiest mountain bitches for this kind of work, but no, these ladies are perfect 10s.
Audrey Hollander stars in my favorite episode. She is a rocking true redhead that double stuffs both her cunt and anus, English cucumbers for the pink, pepperettes for the stink. And she is just warming up. Here comes a few cobs of corn. How fitting, her corn-hole has a corncob stuck up it. It's practically modern art.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 30+ hole destroying episodes, each averaging about 20-25 minutes in length. These scenes are sampled from DVDs and look good in any of the following five formats; XviD (1100kbps), WMV (512kbps), WMV (256kbps) iPod MP4 (700kbps), and MPEG (700kbps). I love the fact that I can download this material to my hard drive; I can spulge to it now or slow jerk to it later.
The videos can also be streamed directly in WMV and has a function that allows you to quickly jump to any section of the clip.
Perhaps the greatest advantage of membership is access to 47 bonus sites, all of which draw from Real Porn Access. This mega site boasts over 1431 DVDs in its online collection (2900 GB of smut- that's a lot of crank).
Even as a veteran of online porn, I am blown away by the brutality of this site. 9 out of 10 Gary Buseys agree, this shit is crazy.
The Bad Stuff - I wish there was more content. Sure the 14 episodes we have are all world record material, but as a dedicated site, it simply doesn't cut it.
Quite Frankly - I wouldn't want to be around these ladies the day after filming (or maybe I would). Regardless, this site lives up to its title, Dildo Brutality. Is it worth the membership cost? Yes, but only if you're also interested in the wide variety of porn you'll find as its bonus material.
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