- Quality: 17/20
- Quantity: 17/20
- Updates: 5/10
- Exclusivity: 9/10
- Layout: 11/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 13/8
Do you remember that Seinfeld episode when George Costanza tries to combine his two great passions, sex and food; well, that's Food Bangers in a nutshell. Sexy broods down dick in a bun, fuck carrots and cucumbers, and have beverages of all kinds licked off their naughty parts. It's a grocer's wet dream.
Sure, it's gimmicky, but that's the point. And the players involved are in on the joke and it shows positively in their performances. Relaxed porn stars work best; their dick are that much harder, their pussies that much wetter. They're having fun, getting wild, and relishing the absurdity of their fate.
'Look at me, universe, I have a pickle up my ass!'
In addiction to the caloric shenanigans, we get some great hardcore action. The blowjobs are savory, the penetrations are cooking, and the facials are a whipped cream explosion.
To quote Emeril 'BAM!'
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 15 picture galleries, and 10 videos to choose from. The films can be streamed in WMV, or downloaded directly to your hard drive. Generally they run between 20 to 25 minutes in length, and look best in a medium to large sized window.
Members also get access to a slew of bonus sites, 106 to be exact. Here's a taste of some of their titles: Ass Army, Real D.P. Dolls, Ass Arsenal, Anal in the Amazon, Round Juicy Butts, Her First Anal XXX, Double Bubble Butts, Service Whores, Drilled and Filled, and my personal favorite, Escort Trick.
In true mega-site fashion, the general content is huge, practically inexhaustible. With updates everyday in one of the network's sites, there're always fresh faces to jerk to.
The Bad Stuff - More episodes would be nice.
Quite Frankly - The bonus sites are the main event here. I'm talking about complete access to 2300+ DVDs and nearly 3 million photos. If you like variety, you can't go wrong with this membership.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 106+ bonus sites
Downloadable Media
External Reviews:
External. 73.5
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Review Date: 2008-05-07 00:00:00
