Frank Wank
Review Date: 2008-11-17
- Quality: 15/20
- Quantity: 17/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 8/10
- Layout: 9/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 9/8
Frank Benjamin, a.k.a. Super Agent Frank Wank, is the self acclaimed 'king of bling bling when it comes to slutty whores.' Yes, you read right; this dude is all class, buying his way into street cooze one dollar at a time. Dressed in a faux-fur leopard print trench with matching hat, this private dick is spilling mega seed, working his way from A to Z in the call girl classifies.
This porno is all about money on the barrelhead, pretty girls degrading themselves for hard currency. Frank Wank doesn't care if they're pregnant, young, Latino, Asian, Black, or tattooed, he fucks them all with the same gusto and sleaze. He really is a piece of work, kitschy and crass, highly motivated and lowly minded, a smut-man if there ever was one.
My favorite episode of his involves a Preggers by the name of Charlie. Being a lazy son-a-bitch, Frank makes this ready-to-pop little princess do all the work, riding him cowgirl, belly bouncing like a basketball. What a gentleman!
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 161 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 35-40 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in High or Low, WMV or MPG formats.
The High picture quality is more than clear enough to watch in full screen mode. I use a twenty inch widescreen monitor, and the videos, well, they looked great on it.
Members also get complete access to the Meat Member's network, which adds up to 46 bonus sites for you to enjoy. In here you'll find something from every genre. The following is but a taste of some of their titles; Catfight Gangbang, Hell Fire Sex, Midnight Prowl, No Cum Dodging Allowed, Top Notch Bitches, Meat Holes, My Wife's Friends, and my personal favorite, Double Diper.
The Bad Stuff - This site is not for the morally sensitive. Also, I could only download two clips at once—a minor hassle.
Quite Frankly - With explicit action and an interracial flavor, Frank Wank delivers the goods, unapologetic whore fucking, capitalism at its very best.
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