Review Of Freaks of Cock

Freaks of Cock is perhaps the funniest porn site ever created. What makes it crack-up-laughing-with-your-dick-in-your-hand hilarious is not the two foot long fake penis which blasts sloppy cups of jizz substitute on horny smiles. It's all about O. G. Mudbone, the man himself. Without question, O.G. has the most charisma that I've ever seen in porn. You simply can't look him in the face without busting a gut. When he's not dropping jokes and making outlandish comments, he's huffing and puffing like Richard Pryor on coke and exercising the widest range of emotions ever to grace the xxx screen, which is saying a lot considering that what we're talking about here are fuck-faces. This membership is worth buying just to hear and watch O.G. Mudbone's banter, to behold his ghetto fabulous bedside manner. He's basically doing standup comedy, laying down, banging beaver, and working heavy machinery all at the same time. And the fuckin' is pretty damn sweet to. We've got hot lady talent, big names, left, right, and center. Shawna Lenee, Scarlett Pain, Kelly Divine, Samantha Sin, Gianna Michaels, and Phoenix Marie are just some of the babes ran through by the Mudbone's epic length and massive girth. Sure, it's not a real dick; it's better than a real dick. Can a real dick overflow a pint glass with searing frothy love? I highly doubt it.

The Good Stuff - Currently Freaks of Cock features 127 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The movies average around 40-45 minutes in length and can be streamed in flash and/or downloaded as clips or as full length scenes. You can download the movies in WMV format or MPG format. The picture quality is great, best viewed in a large window, or even full screen. Members get access to the following 18 Porn Pros' websites: 18 Years Old, Sleep Creep, 40oz Bounce, Cumshot Surprise, Jurassic Cock, Real Ex Girlfriends, Deepthroat Love, Flexible Positions, Cock Competition, Pimp Parade, Shady P.I., Euro Humpers, Asian Fuckies, Big Handfuls, Cum Martinis, Hungry Cougars, Mexi Cunts, and Cluster Fuck Whores. All content is 100% exclusive.

The Bad Stuff - If you're looking for real King Kong Cocks, you won't find them here. O.G. Mudbone's bone is 110% rubber, through and through. Also, all the sex scenes have the exact same shot progression. One more thing: there're too many up-sales in the member's area. I've already paid the door charge, leave me be in the club.

Quite Frankly - As mentioned above, this site is worth joining just to experience O.G. Mudbone's personality. The sex, if you can call it that, is decent enough. So, join for Mudbone, but say for the huge bundle of bonus sites, which are the real masturbatory story here. Tons of fantastic content, all exclusive, all expertly executed.

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