- Quality: 13
- Quantity: 13
- Updates: 6
- Exclusivity: 5
- Layout: 3
- Value: 13
Freaks of Porn is the first 'bizarre' site I've seen which actually lives up to its designation. Sure, all internet porn is a bit strange; two cocks stuffed in one vagina is sure to raise an eyebrow. But this stuff—Man, where to begin?
I know. There's a little scene involving this blond hiker and a dildo monster. This fucking thing is bigger than a grizzly bear and looks like an upright centipede but with dicks for legs. For some unknown reason, this girl goes hog wild for the hideous creature, trying to suck and fuck its many gore adorned bell-heads. She does a good job of it two, taking two in the pink and one in the stink. But the real kicker is when a real dick emerges from the alien's maw. First the honker blows a huge load in her face, then it pissing in her mouth. Wow!
It's like live action Hentai.
Other scenes are equally as weird, if you can believe it. Generally, the pattern seems to be hot chicks fucking, or getting fucked, by Halloweenish horrors. I must be losing my mind because the sex, despite the insanity, is pretty banging, hardcore all the way.
Just when you thought you had seen it all…
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 19 picture galleries, and the same number of videos to choose from. The films can be streamed in WMV, or downloaded directly to your hard drive. Generally they run between 25 to 30 minutes in length, and look best in a medium to large sized window.
Members also get access to a slew of bonus sites, 106 to be exact. Here's a taste of some of their titles: Ass Army, Real D.P. Dolls, Ass Arsenal, Anal in the Amazon, Round Juicy Butts, Her First Anal XXX, Double Bubble Butts, Lesbian Sex City, Jerk That Cock, and my personal favorite, Food Bangers.
In true mega-site fashion, the general content is huge, practically inexhaustible. With updates everyday in one of the network's sites, there're always fresh faces to jerk to.
The Bad Stuff - This shit isn't for everyone.
Quite Frankly - If you like bizarre, it doesn't get better than this. If you're like the rest of us, the bonus sites are the main event here. I'm talking about complete access to 2300+ DVDs and nearly 3 million photos. If you like variety, you can't go wrong with this membership.
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