Gooey Holes
Review Date: 2007-10-16
- Quality: 18/20
- Quantity: 19/20
- Updates: 5/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 10/20
- Other: 12/8
The first thing that comes to mind reviewing this site is the movie Ghostbusters. Remember ectoplasm? Remember Slimmer? Remember Bill Murray getting slimed? Well, Gooey Holes shares Ghostbusters' affinity for supernatural jizzings. These girls ooze the white stuff like post-op Trannies in the can. To be candid, it's kind of hard to believe this shit is for real; cum pissing out of asshole to form cum puddles. And she licks it up with a big smile of her face. Okay, that's milk- ladies work on that poker face.Despite the hoax-like regurgitations, the videos of Gooey Holes are turn-your-phone-off banging. The girls are gorgeous, taking it in the pink and stink, and the action is hardcore, with double penetrations and ass to mouth as the rule instead of the exception. And of course, we have buckets of glue. These ladies are downright bubbly with suds. Trust me, the content lives up its header. Semen hits the fan and everybody gets spunky. Gooey Holes has some of the largest mother loads to grace the delicate creampie genre. What else can I say besides I hope these chicks are on the pill.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 22 Boston cream filled videos, each averaging about 20-25 minutes in length. These scenes are sampled from DVDs and look good in any of the following five formats; XviD (1100kbps), WMV (512kbps), WMV (256kbps) iPod MP4 (700kbps), and MPEG (700kbps). I love the fact that I can download this material to my hard drive; I can spulge to it now or slow jerk to it later when I'm on the go with my laptop.The videos can also be streamed directly in WMV and have a function which allows you to quickly jump to any part of the clip. Members also get access to 47 bonus sites, all of which draw from Real Porn Access. This mega site boasts over 1431 DVDs in its online collection and that number is constantly growing (that's 2900 GB of smut- a world of crank).
The Bad Stuff - 22 vids- a good start. We still need about 200 more for this site to be a serious contender.
Quite Frankly - Considering the mega-verse of bonus swag, members won't run dry on material as long as they like a wide variety of porn. Creampie specialist on the other hand might find the lack of on genre content disappointing.
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