- Quality: 13
- Quantity: 13
- Updates: 9
- Exclusivity: 2
- Layout: 3
- Value: 13
Her name is Lynn LeMay and she looks like a Heavy Metal warrior. Her hair is feathered into to a giant blonde nest, her boobs are bodacious marvels of modern science, and her makeup states without words: 'I'm not here for conversation.' She truly belongs in the porn Hall of Fame. In the scene I'm currently watching, she is having a threesome with Peter North, the cumshot titan, and Champange, another 80s porn icon. She muff dives and titties fucks, she is an expert blowjob artist and rides cock like a wild animal, her mane exaggerating every bob and gyration. The action is as hardcore as anything made today, the major difference, of course, being her outrageous style. Some may laugh at her gaudy jewelry and ridiculous lingerie; that's fine, it is kind of funny, just don't take her lightly. She is one intense sex kitten, a fantasy heroine circa 1988.
This is what you can expect from Hall of Fame Stars, the most banging classics of the last 30 years. I have to admit, I was skeptical at first; I foolishly thought that the intercourse would be tame by today's standards—boy was I wrong! We have all the staples you know and love, but with a vintage twist; the sets are fake, the clothes are unbelievably lame, we have mustaches, big beavers, pearl necklaces which dangle to the waist line, and underwear that will make you wonder how the cold war didn't end with a big bang.
Some may see these things as negatives, I don't. They are marvelous details which sorely lack in present day porn. These seminal stars are as relevant now as they ever were; this is well made porn, some of the best of all time. Enjoy!
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 166 videos to choose from, averaging between 15-20 minutes in length. These films can be streamed in WMV or can be downloaded directly to your hard drive at Hi or Low Bandwidths.
The picture quality is above average, looking clear and sharp even in full screen mode.
With membership we also get access to the following bonus sites: Busty Milly, Pornstar Legends, The Top Pornstars, Watch You Jerk, Hungarian Honeys, Honey School, Pornstar Honeys, and HQ Flix
A handful of reality and third party sites are also thrown into the deal; there's something here for everyone, a veritable treasure trove of smut.
The Bad Stuff - Unfortunately I could only download two clips at once—a minor hassle.
Quite Frankly - This site has some of the biggest names and best titles the porn industry has ever known. If you're a fan of vintage dirty, this membership is a must. For the best value, I recommend one of their multiple-month deals.
Further Info: Bonus Sites
Extra Reality and Third Party sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
