- Quality: 16/20
- Quantity: 16/20
- Updates: 6/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 7/12
- Value: 16/20
- Other: 7/8
The ladies of Handjob Lessons should open schools in every major city of the world and educate the ignorant masses. They are masters, practitioners, and PhDs of the ancient art of snake charming. Watch them choke the many incarnations of Kojak with speed and strength. Watch them put the final clamp on the pipe as it builds with pressure.
Kaboom!!!!!!!
“Sorry blinky, I didn't mean to get you in the eye.”
Personally, I need to know how these gals got so good at giving handjobs. Every one of them must have played the trombone in high school. (Mental note: cruise local brass bands)
Some of these babes juice one guy, some juice two. Using two hands and a mouth is the only way to go. Pray to the phallus, girlie, show it your love.
Tina understands this. Her whole being is focused on the approaching load. She wants it in that moment more than anything else in the world. Coaxing the balls and rounding the head, she makes it look like heaven on earth (fuelled by hell fire).
Shirley holds her own too, whacking off that dude right between her milky tits. Way to bring in the boobs into play, girl.
Barbara and Wendy turn tugging into a team sport. Why not, learn from each others' technique, mix it up, high-five style. Patricia and Jane know what I'm talking about.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 1000+ picture galleries, 27 featured handjob videos, and a veritable multiverse of streaming hardcore videos to choose from. The videos are all over the spectrum in length and quality, but are generally between 10-20 minutes long and are in enjoyable condition.
The picture quality is slightly above average, best viewed in a medium sized window.
The bonus content is the big story here. Your Handjob Lessons membership gets you access to thousands of DVD feeds… thousands upon thousands, not to mention entrance into 20+ bonus reality destinations.
The Bad Stuff - The member's area could use some streamlining—a minor thing. Also, the updates seem sporadic.
Quite Frankly - This is the classic situation where you should join for the handjob action but stay for the beaucoup bonus action—it's practically endless.
Further Info: Access to over twenty reality bonus sites
Streams 5000+ DVDs
External Reviews:
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Review Date: 2006-01-01 00:00:00
