- Quality: 18/20
- Quantity: 19/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 8/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 11/8
Handle My Wife, not a phrase you hear a lot, but in the crazy porno universe not only is it commonly said, it also makes perfect sense. You have a hyper-sexual spouse that has nearly erased your pecker with her cunt; you need help to keep her satisfied, thus you bring in a young stud to nip her cock-lust in the bud. Naturally, you watch the action go down, she is, after all, your wife—and it sure beats reality television!
How considerate! How outlandish! Just what the nut doctor ordered for an afternoon delight!
I've now watched about a dozen of these clips and every movie more or less follows this pattern. And luckily for us, the 'wives' so happen to be pornstars. What gave it away? I don't know, how many Crissy Cums, Harmony Roses, and Cherry Poppens do you know?
So the premise is obviously cooked, personally I think this is a good thing. Who better to ride shaft and suck dick than a professional in her finest form? Exactly.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 65 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 20-25 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in a variety of formats (High MPEG, WMV Low, Medium, High, and Super HD)
And the picture quality is simply amazing. 'High Definition' is a term thrown around a lot these days, so I'm glad to report that this site has the real deal. Even their WMV high is spectacular; it is, by far, more impressive than the so called 'HD' content I've seen in other networks.
In addition, members get access to the following ass sites: Bubble Butt Tryouts, Solo Butts, Tug and Suck, Foxy Black Butts, Sexy POV, Butt Fetish, White Curvy Asses, and Boobs and Bottoms.
We also get access to a slew of well developed feeds and 3rd party sites like Boobs Galore, Her First Lesbian Experience, and Her First Anal XXX.
When you add this all up, the Jerked Network boasts 38 sites in its collection. That's a lot of porn for $24.95 a month.
The Bad Stuff - The HD files are huge, there's no denying it. Luckily, the streaming function works wonderfully, so as you wait for your HD files to download, you'll have something to enjoy in the meanwhile.
Quite Frankly - Although Handle My Wife is far from a true reality site, the sex is nice and hardcore, sleazy through and through. For the best value, I recommend their 3 month deal at $49.95; it's a steal especially considering the excellent bonus sites.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 38 bonus sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
HD Content
External Reviews:
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Review Date: 2008-05-03 00:00:00