- Quality: 15/20
- Quantity: 15/20
- Updates: 5/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 8/12
- Value: 15/20
- Other: 7/8
There are many milestones in a man's life: getting his first hard-on, his first start-to-finish jerk, laying his first biatch. These are the formative moments experienced by the majority of us fellas. Then there are the lucky few that keep on adding notches to that rag-tag belt of life experience. The next milestone would be fucking a woman in the ass. And what comes after that? You guessed it: a threesome (with two girls).
The lucky bastard! We've all heard it. Killing a case of beer with some friends, talking smack, then suddenly Donny shows the gang the photos on his phone. At first you don't want to believe it. But there it is: two hot babes fighting over who gets to suck-off your buddy's cock first.
The voice in your head screams “Bullshit.” Sure, he's your old pal, but you deserve to double-dip more than he does. Now you'll have to be real nice to him in the off chance he'll give you their number. Tough chance. Nothing says greed like fucking two smoking chicks while your friends are sans pussy.
His First Threesome is an easy to use peek-hole into the best day of some dude's life. Fucking guys can't wipe the smile off their face as they lead their ladies away to certain perversion.
There's the usual four course intercourse; blowjobs, doggy, cowgirl, and facials. I have to hand it to these “random” jerks, they go the distance. (The distance being more than 5 minutes.)
Did I mention the models are out-of-sight?
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 1000+ picture galleries, 15 featured threesome videos, and a veritable multiverse of streaming hardcore videos to choose from. The videos are all over the spectrum in length and quality, but are generally between 10-20 minutes long and are in enjoyable condition.
The picture quality is slightly above average, best viewed in a medium sized window.
The bonus content is the big story here. Your His First Threesome membership gets you access to thousands of DVD feeds… thousands upon thousands, not to mention entrance into 20+ bonus reality destinations.
The Bad Stuff - More featured threesome content would be nice. Also, the member's area could use some streamlining.
Quite Frankly - This membership is best suited for those that enjoy a wide variety of hardcore, the bonus sites being the big story here as mentioned above.
Further Info: Access to over twenty reality bonus sites
Streams 5000+ DVDs
External Reviews:
External. 68.9
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Review Date: 2005-09-27 00:00:00
