- Quality: 12
- Quantity: 12
- Updates: 6
- Exclusivity: 5
- Layout: 2
- Value: 11
Jake Busts Nuts indeed!
Über studs: publicly we hate them, privately we envy them, generally we are in awe of their exploits. They fuck and fuck and fuck, usually some of the finest cooze on the planet. How many guys do you know that rail hot teens in the ass for a living? Straight up, it is impossible not to have strong opinions about these dudes. Personally, I think they are the salt of the porn industry, the cream of the crop. I have no problems living vicariously through their antics; why not, as long as the babes are banging, I'm in. In my mind, their cocks are my cock and that's the story I'm sticking with.
Jake Busts Nuts is a hardcore site that gives us all the nasty we can handle. This fella fucks with the best of them; he murders assholes, slays clits, and tosses tonsils with his big purple bell-head with crass and distinction. Naturally, his scenes always end with a big facial—remember the movie Ghostbusters, remember Bill Murray getting slimed; that's what Jake does to these barelys.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 63 videos to choose from, averaging between 10-15 minutes in length. These films can be streamed in WMV or MPG formats, or can be downloaded directly to your hard drive. Each scene is accompanied by screenshots, which I use as a way of discerning the clips worth grabbing.
The picture quality is above average, looking clear and sharp even in full screen mode.
With membership we also get access to the following bonus sites: She Fucks Guys, French Fisting, Abbraxa Porn, Bukkaki Pee, Angels of Porn Video, Athens Angels, Athens Girls, Buttcam, Fisting Lessons, French Pee, Intermixed, It's Just Chocolate, Pee Pee Galore, Max Hardcore Porn, Miss Pain, Pee Lover, Red Ass Teens, Red Light Video Dump, Sado Slaves, Sweet Auditions, Sweet Loads, and my personal favorite, The Dirty Old Man.
We also get a slew of peripheral videos and pictures from 20+ feeds.
The Bad Stuff - The design of this site is confusing at first; it could definitely use some streamlining. Also, I found it difficult to download and cruise at the same time. The page would basically freeze until the file I was grabbing was completely copied—a big hassle.
Quite Frankly - Jack Busts Nuts is a fun hardcore site, brimming with smoking ladies and monster fucks. That said, it hasn't seen an update in over a year. Luckily, it's bonus sites make up for this weakness, offering up some great content in the nastiest of genres. If graphic amateur smut is what you're after, this is the place.
Further Info: Access to 23+ bonus sites
Downloadable Media
Bonus Feeds
External Reviews:
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Review Date: 2005-03-11 00:00:00