- Quality: 18/20
- Quantity: 17/20
- Updates: 9/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 10/8
As a gentleman, I reserve the phrase 'Kick Ass' for special instances; a winning underhanded goal in playoff hockey is kick ass; a fat tax refund, one which I don't deserve, is also kick ass; discovering that I'm in is a booze-can after last call is kick ass and then some. These are all fantastic things, but when it comes to porn I'm a jaded fellow and it takes a lot to impress me. I require variety, quality, and a perfect assembly of hot sluts to evoke the fore mentioned response. Kick Ass Pictures, an aptly named mega site, has all three of these qualities. Here's a brief overview of 5 of its 13 titles:
Grrl Power: A teen destination that puts the capital R in Ream.
10 Man Cum Slam: A bukaki bonanza, the stuff of lineups and puddles.
Jelly: A showcase of the juiciest cock-munching buns this side of black man's heaven.
Stop or I'll Squirt: Squirters are a rare breed, pornographic veins of gold; what they lack in subtlety, they make up for with spunk—lady spunk—clear jets of orgasmic pleasure.
Specs Appeal: Here we have tight bodies bookworms, near-sighted school teachers, and myopic teen girls getting man-gooed, right on the goggles.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 400+ picture galleries (zip) and 900+ videos to choose from. . The movies average between 15-20 minutes in length and can be streamed in WMV or downloaded directly to your hard drive in Windows or QuickTime formats.
The picture quality is above average, looking clear and sharp even in full screen mode.
As mentioned above, members get unfettered access to 13 excellent destinations. The following are the sites not mentioned above: Camp Cutie, Chica Boom, Barefoot Confidential, 5-Guy Cream Pie, Kick Ass Pussy Pump, Inseminated By 2 Black Men, MILF Does A Boner Good, and Porno 4 Portables.
And with daily undates, the content is kept nice and ripe for your spanking delight.
The Bad Stuff - I could only download two clips at once—a minor hassle.
Not enough anal sex (I know, I'm a pervert, and a proud one at that).
Quite Frankly - The girls are cute as a hell and the action is to-the-hilt fucking; that said, membership is best suited for those who enjoy a wide variety of porno—so I guess that's almost everyone.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 13 Sites
Regular Updates
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