- Quality: 13
- Quantity: 13
- Updates: 7
- Exclusivity: 5
- Layout: 4
- Value: 11
'Honey, We Blew Up Your Pussy.' No, this isn't another Rick Moranis movie; it's the banner for Kick Ass Pussy Pump, a site dedicated to ballooned cunts. How, you ask. How indeed!
Basically, they have this medical-grade suction device which they use to literally puff-out the labia majora and menorah into this frontal bum looking thing. Sounds crazy, I know—IT IS!
Once these biggie sized slits are inflated, they get the usual porn treatment. Man, do these engorged holes ride tight, all swollen in near perfect circle. I have to admit, at first I was taken aback by these bulbous snatches, but then I was like: 'Wow, this is different. Yes…. Yes… I like it.'
The girls are hot and the action is pounding, two qualities which make Mr. Thick Dick a happy customer.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 28 picture galleries and 47 videos to choose from. The movies average between 15-20 minutes in length and can be streamed in WMV or downloaded directly to your hard drive in Windows or QuickTime formats.
The picture quality is above average, looking clear and sharp even in full screen mode.
With membership we also get access to the following bonus sites: Camp Cutie, Chica Boom, Barefoot Confidential, 5-Guy Cream Pie, 10 Man Cum Slam, Inseminated By 2 Black Men, Jelly, Stop or I'll Squirt, Teen Power!, Specs Appeal, MILF Does A Boner Good, and Porno 4 Portables.
With updates everyday in one of the above sites, things are kept nice and fresh.
The Bad Stuff - This site is not for everyone.
Quite Frankly - An interesting gimmick; is it worth $30/month? Yes, but only if you're a well rounded porn guy, the extras being the real story here.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
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Regular Updates
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Review Date: 2006-05-30 00:00:00