- Quality: 19/20
- Quantity: 19/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 8/10
- Layout: 10/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 12/8
Have you ever wondered about the secret lives of cartoon characters? Of course not, why would you. This seemly innocent art form is synonymous with wholesome family fun, but let me tell you, there's a very real, very risqué animation underworld, one which, believe it or not, has a history just as long and rich as the cinema itself.
At this point, allow me to introduce Massive Toons, a site completely devoted to the XXX bizarro universe of animation. Here you'll find a collection of videos, one part Hentai, and three parts vintage smut. The Hentai is your garden variety hardcore anime, depraved as it is outlandish. The vintage smut, on the other hand, is truly unique, encompassing 60+ years of acute perversion.
We have black and white toon porn circa 1928; we have German crank, which no doubt has Walt Disney turning in his grave; we have French films so dirty that thirty years ago a man would have been arrested for just watching them. Lewd is not strong enough a word to describe this material. Picture the Seven Dwarfs gangbanging Snow White, each little-man sporting a 3 foot long sperm-hose, now multiply that by a hundred, and only now are you getting close to the profanity of these cartoons.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 77 picture galleries and 68 videos to choose from. The films average between 8-15 minutes in length and can be downloaded directly to your hard drive in WMV High or MPEG formats, by clip or in full length.
The picture quality ranges from average to excellent, with the full length content possessing the best clarity.
In my books the bonus sites are the best feature of this membership. Here is a taste of some of their titles: Max Fisting, Monster Dongs, East Bloc Amateurs, Wank My Wood, Toon X, Hentai Fetish, Fucking Robots, Naughty Oldies, Mature World, and my personal favorite, Drunk Girls.
The Bad Stuff - This porno isn't for everybody; some folks will definitely be offended by the politically abhorrent content. (That being said, my stance is that political correctness has no business looking down on anyone's sexual fantasies, no matter how insensitive they may be—and this includes the porn which fan those masturbatory fires. The thought police can go fuck themselves.)
Quite Frankly - Even if this porno doesn't turn your crank, it's HILARIOUS—great for parties, great for showing your buds, and great for all around levity… and you can jerking-off to it too.
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