- Quality: 17/20
- Quantity: 18/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 8/12
- Value: 17/20
- Other: 6/8
“Welcome to the Mature Hotel. Please leave your bags for us to take care of at the door. But feel free to take care of our bags- our old bags that is! That's right! Fuck ‘em, fuck them good, fuck them in the ass, fuck them in the mouth, fuck ‘em in the ear, just don't fuck them dry, they're dry enough to begin with. But hey, isn't that what Astroglide is for?”
Absurdity aside, it's a good day when I get to write a review about past-prime-pussy partying like it's 1999 and loving every jizzy jazzy moment of it.
From MILF to Granny, from lesbian to Asian, Mature Hotel has all kinds of crazy mommas taking long dicks to Grey Pube-Town. We have waxen women with giant knockers, we have former fashion models, we have Eastern Block nature lovers--it really is a grand hotel of horny old pensioners gone wild.
I especially appreciate all the olde tyme buggery. Nothing says happy retirement like giving a blue haired Betty a mean 12 inches of cock up the popper.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 1000+ mature picture galleries and a multiverse of mature streaming videos to choose from. The videos are all over the spectrum in length and quality, but are generally between 10-20 minutes long and are in enjoyable condition.
The picture quality is slightly above average, best viewed in a medium sized window.
The bonus content is the big story here. Your Mature Hotel membership gets you access to thousands of DVD feeds… thousands upon thousands, not to mention 20+ bonus reality sites.
The Bad Stuff - The material is streamed, catch and release, which can be annoying if you like to store your porn on your hard drive
Quite Frankly - Despite some poor site design and a few limitations, I know mature fans will love this site. The sex is raunchy, graphic, and real. All the selling details are there, in a multitude of intensities.
And with quantity like this, who needs to hang out at the old folk's home and cruise for quickies.
Further Info: Access to over twenty reality bonus sites
Streams 5000+ DVDs
