- Quality: 17/20
- Quantity: 19/20
- Updates: 2/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 9/20
- Other: 12/8
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That's the mythos. The reality of the site Me Fuck You Long Time is a tad different. Instead of dark alleyway blowjobs, it's the year 2007 and we have fresh Asian tail from the land of rice. These girls come from all over the East; they could be Chinese, or Korean, or Japanese, I couldn't tell you. But I can tell you that they all have one thing in common; they lust for North American dick.
Take Jade for example. As her profile reads, she came to America to fuck big cock. Now who can deny an earnest dream like that? Certainly not that black dude that reams the hell out of her sweet tanned ass.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 20 episodes of yellow beaver fever, each averaging about 20-25 minutes in length. These scenes are sampled from DVDs and look good in any of the following five formats; XviD (1100kbps), WMV (512kbps), WMV (256kbps) iPod MP4 (700kbps), and MPEG (700kbps). I love the fact that I can download this material to my hard drive; I can spulge to it now or slow jerk to it later when I'm on the go with my laptop.
The videos can also be streamed directly in WMV and have a function that allows you to quickly jump to any part of the clip.
Members also get access to 47 bonus sites, all of which draw from Real Porn Access. This mega site boasts over 1431 DVDs in its online collection and that number is constantly growing (that's 2900 GB of smut- a world of crank).
The Bad Stuff - This site has not been updated in over a year, so don't expect the content to change any time soon.
Quite Frankly - If you enjoy a wide variety of porn, membership will certainly deliver that. If hot Asian girls are all you want, my advice is to either join for a single month or get your fix elsewhere.
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