Review Of Midget Cum

Midget Cum Review Date: 2008-11-08

Reviewer: Cosmic Carl
  • Quality: 14/20
  • Quantity: 16/20
  • Updates: 7/10
  • Exclusivity: 9/10
  • Layout: 12/12
  • Value: 11/20
  • Other: 10/8
score:79
Niche(s): Midgets
Are midgets completely proportionate? Apparently not. Allow me to introduce Midget Cum, a site dedicated to ladies that either love wee-men or desperately need the money. The star of this page is Baby Gangster, one lucky half-pint who proves that good things cum in small packages. I have to admit, for a little guy, he has a regular sized cock, a healthy 6, maybe even 7 if we measure right from the nut steam. This diminutive brother is all crass, no class; sporting gold chains and a pimp sized cigar, this petite baller doesn't let his handicap come in the way of slaying cunts left, right, and center. Now, this smut isn't for everyone. That said, this dude bangs some pretty hot chicks. He is as indiscriminate as the very ladies he lays; black, white, Latino, Asian, real tits, fake tits, skinny, fat—he fucks them all, blowing king sized on their ready faces. I have to admit, as a personality he is kind of annoying, but you have to respect the guy, screwing ten times more babes than most of us do in a life time. And as I've mentioned, the girls aren't half bad; in fact, some of them are outright gorgeous. Danny DeVito: 'Well done, Baby G. Represent!'
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 117 videos to choose from, averaging between 20-25 minutes in length. These films can be streamed in WMV or downloaded directly to your hard drive at Hi or Low Bandwidths. Each scene is accompanied by video screenshots, which I use as a way to figure out which episodes are worth grabbing. The picture quality is above average, looking clear and sharp even in full screen mode. With membership we also get access to the following 12 bonus sites: ArabStreetHookers.com, CumBrushers.com, TheBossXXX.com, DaddyImAWhore.com, MomsACheater.com, HumanToiletBowls.com, ILoveBlackCum.com, WhiteDicksInBlackChics.com, TheAmputee.com, CoedsLoveBigDicks.com, LatinBootyGirls.com, and my personal favorite, BigTitsCurvyAsses.com.
The Bad Stuff - Unfortunately, you cannot download and stream at the same time. Also, this site only allows two downloads at once—a real drag.
Quite Frankly - Despite some pretty good sex, ultimately this is a novelty site. Luckily, we get some excellent bonus sites with membership, well worth the monthly nut.


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