- Quality: 15/20
- Quantity: 15/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 8/12
- Value: 14/20
- Other: 7/8
“Old yet naive.” I like where this is going. Mature enough to know how to fuck, dumb enough to give it up at the drop of a hat. I think we have a winning combination, boys.
These ladies, I would wager, are all between the ages of 35-50, that perfect use-me-for-raunchy-sex demographic. These gals don't want to fall in love, be romanced, or stay the night. They want cock and cash. Wham bam, thank you Madam.
“That'll be sixty bucks, handsome. Car payments don't make themselves.”
Read some of their taglines: lick my snatch like a thirsty camel (awesome); pump me up like Reeboks (even better); show me how hard you can fuck me, young man; ride you like my daughters pony (doesn't make any sense—still awesome)!
These bitches don't care two shits about syntax. What they care about is green and white, dollar-backs, and freshly mixed boy drink. Classy.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 1000+ picture galleries, 10 featured milf videos, and a veritable multiverse of streaming hardcore videos to choose from. The videos are all over the spectrum in length and quality, but are generally between 10-20 minutes long and are in enjoyable condition.
The picture quality is slightly above average, best viewed in a medium sized window.
The bonus content is the big story here. Your Moms Need Cash membership gets you access to thousands of DVD feeds… thousands upon thousands, not to mention entrance into 20+ bonus reality destinations.
The Bad Stuff - These down-and-out dames should have kept up with their crunches; they ride cock as if they were in slow motion, and not the good and deep kind of slow motion, but rather the I'm-tired-and-barely-awake kind of slow motion. (Still pretty enjoyable, though. Authentic.)
Quite Frankly - I could exhaust this site's featured content in a rainy afternoon; this is where the bonus stuff comes into play, which is basically without end.
Further Info: Access to over twenty reality bonus sites
Streams 5000+ DVDs
External Reviews:
External. 67.2
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Review Date: 2005-09-09 00:00:00
