- Quality: 10
- Quantity: 10
- Updates: 7
- Exclusivity: 3
- Layout: 4
- Value: 11
There are 4 major types of ejaculation. The first, and perhaps most famous, cumshot is the where-did-it-go nut bust. Oh, oh! A stray bullet is not the kind of thing you want floating around in the ether. God forbid it show up in the middle of a business meeting or class presentation. The second kind of load is one every man is familiar with, the masturbation wad. These messes usually can be found in or around the bellybutton and are easily cleaned up with a t-shirt or sock; they are not much to write home about. The third type of splooge I like to call the howitzer; it's big, rapid fire, and usually is accompanied by a large noise, usually in the form of an expletive or sigh. The final and most glorious cumshot is the über splat—it's like throwing a bag of cream against a brick wall.
Guess which type we are treated to in Monster Loads? (A: #4)
Facial fans, do I have your attention? Good, because Monster Loads is one cum-a-rific site. Here we have the cutest girls going toe to toe with Soaker, the cum hose. Needless to say the action is hardcore. We have pounding penetrations, to-the-hilt buggery, and deep throated blowjobs, all fantastic warm-up dishes for the facial main course.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 165 videos to choose from, averaging between 15-20 minutes in length. These films can be streamed in WMV or can be downloaded directly to your hard drive at Hi or Low Bandwidths
The picture quality is above average, looking clear and sharp even in full screen mode.
With membership we also get access to the following 16 exclusive bonus sites: Butt Divers, Four Finger Club, Little Latinas, Mister Biggz, Nachos Killer Pussy, New Sensations, Papa Loads, Screaming O, Squirting 101, Heavy Handfuls, NS Full on Video, Lions Den XXX, Only Movies, Porn Newcomer, Coed Vids, and my personal favorite, Jizz Bomb.
A cornucopia of reality and third party sites are also thrown into the deal; there's something here for everyone, a veritable boon of smut.
The Bad Stuff - I could only download two clips at once—a minor hassle.
Quite Frankly - This is a decent facial site, well worth the asking price considering the excellent bonus destinations included with membership. For the greatest value, I recommend one of their multiple-month deals.
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Review Date: 2007-05-15 00:00:00