- Quality: 14
- Quantity: 14
- Updates: 7
- Exclusivity: 4
- Layout: 4
- Value: 13
Every guy as some point in his life has exaggerated the size of his member.
'Oh yeah, dude. I'm like a good foot.'
'Too bad for you man, I got you beat by two mean inches.'
'Okay, but I've got girth like can of coke.'
Lies, but hey, what if it were true? With billions of men on the earth, you know a few of them must have dicks that hang pass their knees. Sounds nice in conversation, but the reality of the situation is quite different. They don't call them monsters for nothing. First of all, you have to find a gal that won't run out of the door as soon as the beast is sprung from its cage. Secondly, you have to jimmy that fucker in somewhere. Lube? Yes please. Advil? Make it an oxycontin.
This is not a completely accurate picture; there are a few gals out there that won't even look at anything under eight. Way to give us regular guys a complex.
The Good Stuff - The men of Monsters of Cock are the real deal; they were the guys that said absolutely nothing as their buddies talked trash. They knew the truth and had no need to inflate their egos. (Note for the ladies: always watch out for the silent ones)
Currently we have 202 full length videos (+60 mins) to choose from, each available to be downloaded as a single file or in minute long clip. We can also stream these beauties directly into WMP.
These flicks are accompanied by high quality picture, screencaps, and stylized trailers.
Everything is Hi-Def and looks smooth and sharp in full screen mode. This particular site is updated one a week without fail.
Perhaps the biggest seller, members get access to all the following exclusive bonus sites: Ass Parade, Big Mouthfuls, Big Tits Round Asses, Spring Break, Tug Jobs, Moms Anal, Worldwide, Boob Squad, Milf Lessons, Mr. Camel Toe, Ball Honeys, Street Ranger, Blow Job Ninjas, and the ever favorite, Bang Bus.
The Bad Stuff - Beside the stretch marks these ladies are going to have to deal with after the fact, this site is spot on.
Quite Frankly - Monsters of Cock is no joke. Considered all the top shelf extras, it's definitely worth your hard swindled dollar.
Further Info: Access to 12 premium sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
External Reviews:
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Review Date: 2005-10-08 00:00:00
