- Quality: 13/20
- Quantity: 12/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 5/10
- Layout: 4/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 25/8
Old Farts, Young Tarts: the title really says it all. But let me reiterate, expand a little on what’s going on here. In one corner we have the grey beards, boozed nosed, pot bellied, bald headed, and loose skinned; in the other corner we have the teenish babes, tight bodied, pink lipped, doe eyed, and apparently in desperate need of a hard buck. Mix these two enchanting demographics together and we get this interesting little niche, old/young, a-boning.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: grisly old dicks, who wants to see that? Well, there’s this remarkable thing about the male sex organ: the fucking thing doesn’t age. The dick you have at the end of puberty is more or less the dick you die with. The balls may drop a little, the hair may thin or thicken some, but the actual shaft and head remains amazingly youthful. Trust me on this. I’ve studied thousands upon thousands of hardcore videos and this is one of the major constants.
All of the above being said, the rest of the body attached to the schlong is in no way immune to the passage of time. On the contrary, you can tell that the Old Farts here have done some hard living in their respective Eastern European countries.
The young tarts here also hail from places like Russia and Poland, but have yet to drink and smoke their splendor away. Some of them may be unconventional looking in porn standards, but nevertheless attractive in their own way. The sex is hard, gritty, and real, and genuinely satisfying. It’s a good day to be a geezer.
The Good Stuff - Currently Old Farts Young Tarts features 108 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The movies average around 20-25 minutes in length and can be streamed and/or downloaded as clips or as full length scenes. There are three different resolutions to select from, Low, High, and Full. The Full is quite impressive, looking best in a medium-large to large sized window.
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The Bad Stuff - This porn is not for everybody. If the thought of Santa Claus getting his nut off bothers you, this may not be the membership for you.
Quite Frankly - If you’re an older fella that loves young babes, Old Farts Young Tarts may just be the ticket. Everybody else…
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