Peter North
Review Date: 2008-03-10
- Quality: 15
- Quantity: 15
- Updates: 8
- Exclusivity: 3
- Layout: 3
- Value: 12
The dude can cum. Wherever life takes Peter North, if he's thrown in prison, abducted by aliens, marooned on a desert island, one thing will always remain constant, his ability to bust nuts like a fucking champ. What is responsible for these ridiculous wads? Genetic engineering? Exotic drugs? Divine intervention? All of the above? If only it were as simple as answering a multiple choice question, unfortunately we may never unravel the mystery behind Peter North's notorious nuts.
We can, however, enjoy his many über ejaculations. I'm watching one right now as a matter of fact, compliments of Peter North, the website. SPLAT! He just got this blonde in the eye… and in the hair… and in the month… and on her stomach… and on her vag… and on the wall… and on the carpet… and the ceiling fan might need a wipe too—somebody, get the swifter!
Needless to say, the build up to these colossal cumshots are almost as impressive as the shots themselves. Peter murders assholes, Peter murders mouths, and Peter is a snatch serial killer. And the victims, well, naturally they have it cumming.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 20+ picture galleries and 226 DVDs to choose from. The films average between 65-70 minutes in length and can be downloaded directly to your hard drive in low or high bandwidth.
The high end picture quality is excellent, practically HD.
Members get access to 15 exclusive bonus sites. Here is a taste of some of their titles: Devil's Film, Silvia Saint, White Ghetto, Fame Digital, Tera Patrick, Cumshot Oasis, Squirtalicious, Curry Creampie, Hairy Undies, Mother Fucker XXX, and my personal favorite, Big Fat Creampie.
Members also get access to Peter's journal, where you'll find such fun items as picture from his latest trip to the zoo and details regarding his day to day activities.
The Bad Stuff - The site's design could be improved on—a minor flaw.
Quite Frankly - Peter North is a legend. Simply stated, he makes great porn. 'The proof is in the pudding,' as they say.
Further Info: Access to 15 Excellent Bonus Sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
HD Content
External Reviews:
External. 84.5
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