- Quality: 17/20
- Quantity: 18/20
- Updates: 1/10
- Exclusivity: 8/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 9/20
- Other: 8/8
I've always heard it referred to as a 'Blinky.' This is when a cum shot, intention or not, hits a woman (or a man I suppose) right in the eye. And yes, the knee jerk effect is to blink, hence the wonderfully creative moniker: Blinky! What happens next? You guessed it; a little pinkness creeps into those peepers. It's profound, I know. Does it make for good porn? Surprisingly yes. It's your classic facial with a humorist twist. 9 out of 10 Judge Judys agree, that's funny shit.
The buildup to the obligatory optic spulge is some of the best head this side of Eden. With choice cuts of Blond and Brunette, our culinary suck earns a ranking of triple A, that's the finest meat a fella can hope for. In singles or pairs, these ladies go for glory as they gobble one or two semen pepperettes at a time. When the load finally bursts forth, hardly a drop misses the mark. With eyes wide open, the spunky package is delivered.
Strangely, some scenes have a striking resemblance to the ritual of contact insertion; lids are pried open, outside agents are applied. With that said, the majority of the footage is genuine blowjob action with hot girls with smoking technique.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 14 retina washing episodes, each averaging about 20-25 minutes in length. These scenes are sampled from DVDs and look good in any of the following five formats; XviD (1100kbps), WMV (512kbps), WMV (256kbps) iPod MP4 (700kbps), and MPEG (700kbps). I love the fact that I can download this material to my hard drive; I can spulge to it now or slow jerk to it later when I'm on the go with my laptop.
The videos can also be streamed directly in WMV and have a function that allows you to quickly jump to any part of the clip.
Members also get access to 47 bonus sites, all of which draw from Real Porn Access. This mega site boasts over 1431 DVDs in its online collection and that number is constantly growing (that's 2900 GB of smut- a world of crank).
The Bad Stuff - Yes, it's very gimmicky. Yes, no one likes shit in their eyes. And yes, 14 episodes cannot be considered sufficient content.
Quite Frankly - If you enjoy a wide variety of excellent hardcore porn, membership will certainly deliver that. If you have the extremely particular fetish of eye shots, my advice is to either join for a single month or keep on truckin'.
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