- Quality: 16/20
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- Value: 9/20
- Other: 12/8
Some guys are purists, with them everything has to be a 100 percent genuine, tried, tested, and true. Personally, I couldn't give a rat's ass about authenticity, as long as the thing in question is banging. I write this because here I am reviewing Real Big Hooters and without a doubt half of these jugs are silicone. If they stand up while she's lying down, they're fake. Does it make a difference? I guess that depends on what kind of person you are. All I know is that bounce is bounce and I'm sporting one mean hard-on.
Straight up, the models of Real Big Hooters smash cock like an atomic pole smelter. The action ranges from tittie fucking, to anal, to deep throat, to 3some, to lesbian, to messy facials. The dicks are long and the vaginas are gushing happy.
I particularly enjoyed watching these big breasted gals turn on themselves, rubbing nipple to nipple to clit, fingers in and assholes plugged. Giant knockers will never go out of fashion. The future will indeed look like the cover of a Heavy Metal Magazine. I just hope I'm still here to see it. I'd give my left nut to watch in real life some topless Double G slay a mutant zombie.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 19 boob bobbing escapades, each averaging about 20-25 minutes in length. These scenes are sampled from DVDs and look good in any of the following five formats; XviD (1100kbps), WMV (512kbps), WMV (256kbps) iPod MP4 (700kbps), and MPEG (700kbps). I love the fact that I can download this material to my hard drive; I can spulge to it now or slow jerk to it later when I'm on the go with my laptop.
The videos can also be streamed directly in WMV and have a function that allows you to quickly jump to any part of the clip.
Members also get access to 47 bonus sites, all of which draw from Real Porn Access. This mega site boasts over 1431 DVDs in its online collection and that number is constantly growing (that's 2900 GB of smut- a world of crank).
The Bad Stuff - As mentioned above, those that prefer their mammary meat free of augmentation might be dismayed by the content.
Quite Frankly - If you enjoy a wide variety of excellent hardcore porn, membership will certainly deliver that. If you're only interested in big titties my advice is to either join for a single month or consider other destinations for your hard earned buck.
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