- Quality: 13/20
- Quantity: 15/20
- Updates: 6/10
- Exclusivity: 2/10
- Layout: 9/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 10/8
Papa Smurf sits in the soft glow of his computer screen. He is researching mushroom soup recipes. He sighs loudly. Boredom is finally getting to the old-blue-bastard. Please read on.
The Good Stuff - 'One fucking female,' he laments to the ceiling, 'and she likes Vanity Smurf- the gay one.'
He looks down at his white loincloth and notices that he is pitching a major tent. His door is locked and the shutters are closed. Good thing, he thinks- it's Papa Smurf's time!
He goes into his bookmarks and clicks Real Sex World. It's a new site to him; Thick Dick Smurf must have added it when he was downloading music the other day.
The layout is simple and easy to use. He finds his favorite genre, cumshots, in no time. His clicks the first movie clip he sees and starts to work his navy member. A big smile lifts up the corners of his big bushy beard. The video looks great and these human females are smokin' hot, he thinks.
Someone is banging at his door, sounds like panic.
'Screw off, I'm busy!' he yells. He clicks back to the main page for a fresh start. He is amazed with the variety and depth of the content. He decides to download some clips for future use, while he finishes off to a fisting feed.
Before long, a thick rivet of indigo goo explodes from his cock and hits him square in the forehead.
'If I had dollar for every time I've given myself a facial,' he says.
Papa Smurf turns off his computer and opens a bottle of gin. 'To living large,' he toasts to the darkening room.
The Bad Stuff - Real Sex World is a huge mega site that reuses its content in its bonus sites. So while it boasts 70+ extra sites (which is impressive), its more like 40+ sites (which is still impressive).
Quite Frankly - Papa Smurf would agree; this site has lots of great porn. For $40/month I just not sure if it's worth it for us Homo sapiens.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to over 70+ bonus sites
Streams bonus video
External Reviews:
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Review Date: 2005-07-31 00:00:00
