- Quality: 16/20
- Quantity: 18/20
- Updates: 1/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 9/20
- Other: 6/8
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My favorite girl is Jessica. Her caption says it best: '[she] looks just a little over 18 but she's willing to play along and isn't afraid of anything! She takes it in every hole before swallowing all her hard work!!' Now that's how a bio should read.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 18 jizz chugging episodes, each averaging about 20-25 minutes in length. These scenes are sampled from DVDs and look good in any of the following five formats; XviD (1100kbps), WMV (512kbps), WMV (256kbps) iPod MP4 (700kbps), and MPEG (700kbps). I love the fact that I can download this material to my hard drive; I can spulge to it now or slow jerk to it later when I'm on the go with my laptop.
The videos can also be streamed directly in WMV and have a function that allows you to quickly jump to any part of the clip.
Members also get access to 47 bonus sites, all of which draw from Real Porn Access. This mega site boasts over 1431 DVDs in its online collection and that number is constantly growing (that's 2900 GB of smut- a world of crank).
The Bad Stuff - As much as I like girls putting their mouth where the money is, sometimes a cum plugged nostril grosses me out. Perhaps that's just me.The paltry 18 videos is another point of contention. With no updates forthcoming, the slurping you see is the slurping you get.
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