- Quality: 19/20
- Quantity: 19/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 8/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 12/8
There's no shame in bringing in a professional to solve a major problem; having issues with your water pressure, contact a plumber; having trouble with the law, call a lawyer; you're car won't start, find the mechanic's number. So why should sex be any different. Say your girlfriend's mouth is as unforgiving as a blender, why should your cock suffer the appalling textures of a bear trap. Call an expert and nip that cheese-grader in the bud, and do it before permanent damage is made!
This is the idea behind the reality site Sex Pro Adventures. Having troubles in the sack? Throw in a busty third, and low and behold, all becomes well. Sure, any excuse for a 3some, eh.
The strange and unlikely premise aside, this porn destination is brimming with tube chested beauties doing what they do best, riding big dick with sweet abandon. 'Bouncy Bouncy,' and 'Tits to the Wind,' are phrases which come to mind watching these top heavy Jezebels bust nuts—professionals indeed.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 44 hi-res picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 30-40 minutes in length, and can be downloaded in a variety of formats. Each scene has its own trailer, which is a feature I particularly enjoy; the hardcore montage always kills me. I also love the fact that I can grab what I want by clip, small and large, or in full length (WMV, MPEG).
The picture quality is high definition, or close to it. I use a widescreen 20 inch monitor (HD) to view my downloads, and I have to say that these videos played amazingly on it, the footage was bright, clear, and sharp.
To top it all off, members get access to the entire Brazzers Network; that's 17 extra bonus sites. Here's a sample of some of their titles; Milfs Like It Big, Big Tits At School, Big Wet Butts, Butts & Blacks, Mommy Got Boobs, Baby Got Boobs, Jizz On My Jugs, and the incredibly subtle, Jug Fuckers.
We also get access to a slew of 3rd party sites and feeds, most of which are quite excellent, fully stocked with downloadable media!
The Bad Stuff - This site has a busy layout—a minor flaw.
Quite Frankly - This is a fun 3some destination, but the bonus sites are the real story here. This membership is best suited for big tit admirers. For the best value, I recommend their 3 month deal at $49.95.
Further Info: Access to 17+ premium bonus sites
Downloadable Media
Excellent feeds and 3rd Party Sites
Regular Updates
External Reviews:
External. 80.5
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Review Date: 2007-12-31 00:00:00