Shady P I
Review Date: 2009-05-02
- Quality: 10/20
- Quantity: 9/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 5/10
- Layout: 4/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 25/8
Shady P I is quite the piece of work, the dude and the website. Let’s talk about the dude first. The claim is that Shady became a private investigatory “to expose the cheating pieces of shit whores you once loved.” Is it me, or does it sound like Shady has a bit of a chip on his shoulders? Yeah, no doubt about it; this private dick is fueled by misogynistic rage; and he probably hates himself to, most likely for jerking off to the same “bitches” he’s trying to bust. Some quick, ring the irony bell.
But that’s enough about Shady. On to the site, which so happens to be a pretty decent voyeurism destination. As to be expected, the video is poorly lit, of low quality, and generally taken from a single vantage point, all of which is standard voyeuristic fare. What is impressing is that despite all of these technical negatives, this shit is fucking hot. Simply put, the couples (and groups) caught-on-tape within know how to fuck. And despite my better judgment, these scenes seem to star actual people getting their rocks off.
That being said, Shady P.I. is not a Private Investigator and the people screwing here are not cheating sleazebags, just regular sleazebags out to make a dirty buck. This smut is basically amateur porn with a voyeuristic aesthetic.
Still hot, though. I think I’ll have to head over to the local Starbucks before the day is done and milk off an eager nut in their Johnny solo, all because of going through this material; a good day to be a porn reviewer, a bad day to be a barista.
The Good Stuff - Currently Shady P.I. features 25 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The movies average around 20-25 minutes in length and can be streamed in flash and/or downloaded as clips or as full length scenes. You can download the movies in WMV format or MPG format. The picture quality is great, best viewed in a large window, or even full screen.
Members get access to the following 18 Porn Pros’ websites: Freaks of Cock, Sleep Creep, Real Ex Girlfriends, Cumshot Surprise, Jurassic Cock, Deep Throat Love, 18 Years Old, Flexible Positions, Cock Competition, Pimp Parade, 40oz Bounce, Euro Humpers, Asian Fuckies, Big Handfuls, Cum Martinis, Hungry Cougars, Mexi Cunts, and Cluster Fuck Whores.
All content is 100% exclusive.
The Bad Stuff - Shady needs more gigs. Dude has only “caught” 25 different groups doing the filthy, which is only just enough smackage to keep a fella like myself busy for a couple of weeks, at most.
Quite Frankly - Despite the smallish content library, Shady P.I. delivers some truly amazing scenes of faux illicit fuck-making. So join for Shady, but stay for the 18 excellent bonus destinations included with membership. That being said, if you’re only interested in voyeuristic action, you’re shady dollar would be better spent somewhere else; perhaps on a new pair of mirrored clown shoes.
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