- Quality: 15
- Quantity: 15
- Updates: 7
- Exclusivity: 5
- Layout: 3
- Value: 13
At first I thought I was in for a mentally handicapped site, if such a beast existed. I was like 'wow, can they do that for real?' I prepped myself for Corky nailing some crossed eyed bitch, but no- the page turned out to be a normal XXX page; strangely, I was disappointed, glum even. I was ready for something I had never seen before. Oh well, I'll give you this one, internet.
On the plus side Simple Fucks is an amazing porn site brimming with the hottest babes ever to be jizzed on. I even made one of them my new wallpaper, a freckled nosed blond with baby blue eyes to kill and die for. The sex is hardcore all the way. The action goes anal, deep throat, and facial at all the opportune moments.
The Good Stuff - And more good news, the films themselves are the highest quality video you can get on the internet. Every movie has been shot in HD and looks it. Sure it may take a little longer to load, but it is well worth it. And if your connection speed is an issue, you can download or stream this excellent XXX footage in Windows Standard or QuickTime formats.
We also have Hi-Res photos accompanying the films, which I think is a nice touch as a peripheral garnish.
Currently we have 96 picture galleries and 73 videos. The films generally run between 10-15 minutes and look, as mentioned, absolutely fucking amazing, the sharpest swag obtainable.
Members also get access to a slew of HD bonus sites. The following is merely a taste of some of the titles: Anal Hell, Slutty Squirters, Lucky Lesbians, Ebony Addiction, Oriental Orgy, New Solos, Just Legal Babes, Busty Solos, Teenage Whores, Tempting Trannys, Pimp 4 a day, and my personal favorite, Sex Toy Teens.
In addition to these destinations, there is a plethora of movie feeds to go through as well, everything from Milf, to Gangbangs, to Ghetto Sluts for your carousing delight.
With updates happening practically everyday in one of the above sites, you're sure never to run out of new material if you don't mind going niche to niche.
The Bad Stuff - The cost is a tad prohibitive at $29.95/month, but not unreasonable considering the content.
Quite Frankly - You can't go wrong with Simple Fucks. HD is the future of porn; it's nice to see a website using it well.
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