Solo Butts
Review Date: 2009-11-19
- Quality: 20/20
- Quantity: 20/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 14/20
- Other: 7/8
Nothing gets a red-blooded man harder than a woman's ass. I once heard a story about a foot solider that had an arm cleaved in battle, and dying on the ground, still jerked-off to an exposed femme-bum across the way with his remaining good hand (it was a coed skirmish).
Straight up, us fellas are bonkers for butts. You can actually observe the intelligence leaving our brains and flying out the window as soon as a lady rump is unveiled. It is this very reason why I'm having so much trouble reviewing Solo Butts; the mahogany in my pants is screaming for immediate action, drowning out all critical thought.
With top dollar dames like Maya Hills and Emma Cummings spreading cheeks and stuffing crack, it is a certainty that this porn will turn your crank regardless if you're sitting in your office, at home in your den, or bleeding to death on an ancient battlefield.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 40+ picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 12-20 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in a variety of formats (High MPEG, WMV Low, Medium, High, and Super HD)
And the picture quality is simply amazing. 'High Definition' is a term thrown around a lot these days, so I'm glad to report that this site has the real deal. Even their WMV high is spectacular; it is, by far, more impressive than the so called 'HD' content I've seen in other networks.
In addition, members get access to the following ass sites: Bubble Butt Tryouts, Bottom Bang, Tug and Suck, Foxy Black Butts, Sexy POV, Butt Fetish, White Curvy Asses, and Boobs and Bottoms.
We also get access to a slew of well developed feeds and 3rd party sites like Boobs Galore, Her First Lesbian Experience, and Her First Anal XXX.
When you add this all up, the Jerked Network boasts 38 sites in its collection. That's a lot of porn for $24.95 a month.
The Bad Stuff - The HD files are huge, there's no denying it. Luckily, the streaming function works wonderfully, so as you wait for your HD files to download, you'll have some quality crank to enjoy in the meanwhile.
Quite Frankly - This membership is tailor made for us ass-men. With a ton of on-niche extras, and a reasonable head-charge to boot, Solo Butts is a site which is easy to recommend—even to the most discerning porn fan!
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 38 bonus sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
HD Content
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