- Quality: 14/20
- Quantity: 14/20
- Updates: 6/10
- Exclusivity: 9/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 12/8
Nothing says love like those three magic words: 'Suck Me Bitch.' Articulated by the highest of the high and the lowest of the low, a maxim and a command, Suck Me Bitch is a saying for the ages. The phrase is even considered the Queen's English, the feisty monarch having said the words to her daughter-in-law Princess Di; apparently, the old battle axe enjoys a well tongued hood and who can blame her? She is the Queen, after all.
This website, however, deals with blowjobs exclusively (sorry Vicky). In proper reality site fashion, prospect cock-suckers are found on the street and convinced to suck random dick. Unsurprisingly, the girls are all game and before long we have big dick filling femme throat. For ostensible amateur porno, we get some pretty smoking oral.
The action is all shot POV style, which allows the viewer to be personally drawn into the action. When the ladies look up to make eye contact; they're looking at you, not some lucky-ass punk. The girls are all young and tight, some of them are even beautiful enough to be fashion models. And if you where wondering, each scene is finished with a messy facial, au juc style.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 20 picture galleries and 23 videos. The films can be streamed or downloaded in Windows Media or QuickTime formats. The picture quality is average, best viewed in a smaller window. They run between 30-40 minutes in length.
The extras are what really sell this site. Members get access to a slew of reality, sologirl, and niche pages. Here is a small sample of some of the titles: Her 1st Anal, Sugar Mamas, Tranny Trouble. Hot Haley, Sara Sexton, Asian Tease, Boobie Club, Fist Bang, Kinky Mature Sluts, Pregnant Bang, She's Huge, Taboo Insertions, and my personal favorite, Lipstick Lesbo. As you can see, all the major genres are represented. Some of these destinations are non-exclusive feeds, but offer great quality swag regardless. In total members get access to over 75 sites, the solo and reality destinations being the cream of the crop.
This is a bona fide mega-site; hence, it has more material than a normal human could possibly exhaust.
The Bad Stuff - I want to say this right off the bat: not enough main content. In addition to this major issue, the video does not translate well in full screen.
Quite Frankly - Considering the cornucopia of extras, the asking price can be rationalized as a reasonable (reasonable, although by no means great).
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Review Date: 2005-05-15 00:00:00