- Quality: 18/20
- Quantity: 20/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 11/8
On top of being a hilarious play on words, Sum Dum Cunt is actually an amazing Asian oriented porn site (no pun intended), and as tired and cranky as I am from boozing last night, I can't stop smiling a big perverted smile as I sift through its content. Right now I'm watching Ava Devine being murdered in the ass; this white guy is just going to town, drilling her backdoor balls deep thrust after thrust and my grin keeps on getting bigger and more grotesque. I could be the Joker right now aerating Batman's skull with a Desert Eagle; that's the kind of joy Sum Dum Cunt seems to instantly inspire.
And it's just not me, having a few screws loose, making this smut so sensational. Every one in the office is staring at my monitors with beaming happy-faces. (It's actually quite creepy.)
Obviously, this is the effect excellent porn has on the male creature. Ladies of the Far East, I salute you (in more ways than one).
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 60 picture galleries and the same number of videos to choose from. The films average between 30-35 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in a variety of formats (High MPEG, WMV Low, Medium, High, and Super HD)
And the picture quality is simply amazing. 'High Definition' is a term thrown around a lot these days, so I'm glad to report that this site has the real deal. Even their WMV high is spectacular; it is, by far, more impressive than the so called 'HD' content I've seen in other networks.
In addition, members get access to the following ass sites: Bubble Butt Tryouts, Solo Butts, Tug and Suck, Foxy Black Butts, Sexy POV, Butt Fetish, White Curvy Asses, and Boobs and Bottoms.
We also get access to a slew of well developed feeds and 3rd party sites like Boobs Galore, Her First Lesbian Experience, and Her First Anal XXX.
When you add this all up, the Jerked Network boasts 38 sites in its collection. That's a lot of porn for $24.95 a month.
The Bad Stuff - The HD files are huge, there's no denying it. Luckily, the streaming function works wonderfully, so as you wait for your HD files to download, you'll have something to enjoy in the meanwhile.
Quite Frankly - I have two final words for Sum Dum Cunt: beaver, rific!
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 38 bonus sites
Regular Updates
Downloadable Media
HD Content
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Review Date: 2008-01-20 00:00:00