- Quality: 16/20
- Quantity: 18/20
- Updates: 1/10
- Exclusivity: 7/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 10/20
- Other: 7/8
The age old question: Spit or Swallow? Of course there is only one correct answer and let me give you a hint: it involves digestion. Naturally, the bitch should swallow. The act of spitting is reserved for camels and chewing tobacconists, not cock-suckers of the highest order. And true blowjob professionals should not only ingest a simple load, they must be cum gluttons, chugging veritable cocktails of the white stuff.
In Swallow This Bitch we get exactly that; sexy girls downing man pulp by the pint. Well, maybe not by the pint, but they do raise the bar, brandishing funnels and other spunk utensils so they can quench their extreme jizz thirst efficiently and with novel flare.
My favorite scene involves the blond bombshell Cindy Crawford sucking up the spulge of three with a straw as if she were doing lines of cocaine off a glass tabletop. Very Disco! Sabrine Maui, an über hot Asian, also dares to be different by literally putting the icing on the cake.
But let's back up. The sex leading up to the obligatory big gulp is bang on, chock full of anal, double penetration, and deep throat action. The girls are all cute as hell and obviously prefer whip-cream in their pie holes. How savory and sweat.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 19 episodes, each averaging about 20-25 minutes in length. These scenes are sampled from DVDs and look good in any of the following five formats; XviD (1100kbps), WMV (512kbps), WMV (256kbps) iPod MP4 (700kbps), and MPEG (700kbps). I love the fact that I can download this material to my hard drive; I can spulge to it now or slow jerk to it later when I'm on the go with my laptop.
The videos can also be streamed directly in WMV and have a function that allows you to quickly jump to any part of the clip.
Members also get access to 47 bonus sites, all of which draw from Real Porn Access. This mega site boasts over 1431 DVDs in its online collection and that number is constantly growing (that's 2900 GB of smut- a world of crank).
The Bad Stuff - As with most mega-sites, the general content is huge while the specific genre content is a fraction of the whole. 19 videos- not a lot to write home about.
Quite Frankly - If you enjoy a wide variety of excellent hardcore porno, membership will certainly deliver that. If cum guzzling darlings are your only game, my advice is to either join for a single month or get your fix at a local brothel.
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