Swank Mag
Review Date: 2008-02-04
- Quality: 12
- Quantity: 12
- Updates: 8
- Exclusivity: 4
- Layout: 3
- Value: 11
For those whom don't remember the good old days of hardcopy smut, Swank has been a leader of the adult industry for decades, providing top notch hardcore, never falling short of the Full Monty, as they say. The first time I saw a photo of full penetration, dick in pussy action—not dick by pussy—it was in a Swank magazine. Needless to say, it blew my mind (and my load shortly thereafter). I clearly remember pulling myself together after the big discovery and calling my best bud to tell him the good news: 'Dude, buy the latest Swank. This chick, the one on the cover, totally takes a cock up her ass, balls deep. I think I'm still coming a little bit.' Sure, it was the wrong number, but I eventually got the word out: 'Real sex has hit the streets and it's wonderful!'
Fast forward to 2008; here I am reviewing Swank Mag, the official website of one of my favorite rags, and to be honest, I'm still cumming—just a little bit. I am glad to report that the content has reminded excellent crank, mixing genres such as lesbian, toy, 3some, and anal, but now the sheer volume of this content is vast, the equivalent of a 100,000 printed pages (and that's being conservative).
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 1197 picture galleries and 257 videos to choose from. The films average between 25-30 minutes in length and can be downloaded in clips or as a single file.
The picture quality is average, best viewed in a medium sized window (WMV).
In my books, the best feature of this membership is its bonus sites, which span the breadth of the Swank universe. Expect full access to the following destinations; VelvetMag.com, GentOnline.com, Just18.com, LegAction.com, Dcup.com, and GenesisMagazine.com.
A cluster of feeds and 3rd party sites are also thrown into the deal for good measure. Here we find a bit of everything, amateur, professional, and reality themes.
The Bad Stuff - To be honest, I thought Swank Mag would be all over HD technology by now; unfortunately, this isn't the case—a major strike against them.
Quite Frankly - Swank Mag is backed by the experience, talent, and content to impress any swinging dick, despite its less-than-stellar picture quality. If you're a fan of the magazine, you won't be disappointed with the website; more of the same isn't always a bad thing.
Further Info: Easy Navigation
Access to 6 excellent bonus sites
Streams bonus video
Regular Updates
Huge Archives
Downloadable Media
External Reviews:
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