- Quality: 18/20
- Quantity: 18/20
- Updates: 6/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 12/12
- Value: 12/20
- Other: 13/8
All blowjobs are not created equal; as far as I can tell, there are five major types. Let us begin at the top and work our way down.
1. The Blinder Blowjob: This is the best of the best, a bj to measure all other bjs against. It is the high water mark and is as rare as an endangered species, and should be treated with the same reverence. These nut scores happen once, maybe twice, in a life time; temporary blindness is the hallmark of this juggernaut. You're peaking with eyes wide open yet the world is black.
2. The Backlog Blowjob: For one reason or another, you haven't been able to pop your load in weeks. Suddenly, as fate would have it, a cocksucker of the highest order has you in the backset of your car, unbuttoning your jeans without the use of her hands. You are blown long and hard, spunking like a star all over her deadly mouth.
3. The Girl Friend Blowjob: Yes, she knows how your dick works. Yes, it's a good blowjob; hey, you put up with her bullshit for them. The problem here is that you know what to expect.
4. She'd Rather Fuck Blowjob: No pace, no hand motion, no eye contact, she's just passing time.
5. The Chess Grader: Her mouth is a bear trap, a thorny bush, a paint sander. Is she angry, insane, or an imbecile? You don't bite the tip; who the hell taught her that? Beelzebub.
In Sweet Suckers, the blowjobs fall into the top three categories, with the vast majority of them clearing that mean backlog. Big facials, young girls, and tight bodies; this is an all around solid bj site.
The Good Stuff - Currently we have 96 picture galleries, and the same number of videos to choose from. The films can be streamed in WMV, or downloaded directly to your hard drive. Generally they run between 5 to 15 minutes in length, and look best in a medium to large sized window.
Members also get access to a slew of bonus sites, 106 to be exact. Here's a taste of some of their titles: Ass Army, Real D.P. Dolls, Ass Arsenal, Anal in the Amazon, Round Juicy Butts, Her First Anal XXX, Double Bubble Butts, Lesbian Sex City, Jerk That Cock, and my personal favorite, Food Bangers.
In true mega-site fashion, the general content is huge, practically inexhaustible. With updates everyday in one of the network's sites, there're always fresh faces to jerk to.
The Bad Stuff - The pictures galleries are low resolution, taken directly from their corresponding clips, rather than shot separately.
Quite Frankly - Although the bjs are banging, the bonus sites are still the main event here. I'm talking about complete access to 2300+ DVDs and nearly 3 million photos. If you like variety, you can't go wrong with this membership.
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