- Quality: 17/20
- Quantity: 18/20
- Updates: 7/10
- Exclusivity: 6/10
- Layout: 8/12
- Value: 16/20
- Other: 7/8
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All kidding aside, this site has great talent and hardcore sequences, the two basic elements of all creation.
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The picture quality is slightly above average, best viewed in a medium sized window.
The bonus content is the big story here. Your Teen Dirt Bags membership gets you access to thousands of DVD feeds… thousands upon thousands, not to mention entrance into 20+ bonus reality destinations.
The Bad Stuff - A small percentage of these “teen” cum bags are clearly “womanly” jizz containers—a minor thing.
Quite Frankly - This site has great teen sex. The being said, this membership is best suited for those that enjoy a wide variety of hardcore, the bonus sites being the big story here as mentioned above.
Further Info: Access to over twenty reality bonus sites
Streams 5000+ DVDs
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Review Date: 2005-09-12 00:00:00
