- Quality: 13/20
- Quantity: 15/20
- Updates: 5/10
- Exclusivity: 5/10
- Layout: 7/12
- Value: 11/20
- Other: 7/8
Facials and cumshots are great and all, but sometimes you've gotta place that wad where it was originally meant to go, balls deep in femme hole. This is not very porno of me to say, but the best orgasms take place deep inside vaginas, unfortunately hidden from us horny flies-on-the-walls. BANG. He fills her up with jizz, spurt after spurt of hot custard. The scene is all but done, but wait… that spunk has to go somewhere. Drip, drip, here it cums, dribbling like Michael Jordan.
This is what you can expect in The Cream Pies, well fucked holes voiding big fat ejaculations. Sounds romantic, right?
Let me just say, I hope these broads are on the pill. 7 out of 10 baby fathas agree, semen filled cracks equal big trouble.
For the rest of us just watching, though, it equals good times, a masturbatory goldmine.
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 26 videos to choose from. The films average between 15-20 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded directly to your hard drive.
The picture quality slightly below average, best viewed in a small to medium sized window.
Perhaps the best feature of this membership is its 79 bonus sites. Here is a taste of some of their titles: Handjob Newbie, Deep Throat Newbies, Pornstar Stockings, Lesbo Asia, Mom Sexpert, Mature Ranch, Outdoor Piss, Nature Bondage, Exclusive BDSM, Smooth My Ass, and my personal favorite, Mature Lesbian Orgy.
The Bad Stuff - There is not enough main content. Also, the video resolution sucks; it's 2008 for Christ's sake.
Quite Frankly - This membership is best suited for those that enjoy a wide variety of porn, the bonus sites being the big story here.
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Review Date: 2008-02-11 00:00:00