- Quality: 9
- Quantity: 9
- Updates: 4
- Exclusivity: 3
- Layout: 3
- Value: 6
hese teens are top shelf, indeed. Firm bodies and fresh privates, freshman meat ready for the dick grinder.
Gena looks like the girl who played flute in my high school senior band. Then there's Samantha, still sporting the pigtails. Both fine choices for buttering the corn.
The Good Stuff -
The Bad Stuff - For a site that looked so promising, after a few clicks, my hard-on twitched back into its choda cave. Where to begin?
Well, there are only 31 girls to choice from and out of this paltry number, only one has video, the rest merely boast pictorials.
In this age of high-tech wizardry, there is no excuse for this blatant omission. I may as well go pick up some hard copy and jerk-off laying down on my bed like I use to, at least then I'm comfortable and I don't have to worry about someone going to the basement for ice-cream and find me covered in my own man-cream.
Rule Number One: All porn websites must have video.
Rule Number Two: You must update said video at least once a week.
Rule Number Three: All porn websites MUST HAVE VIDEO.
Use the medium, use the tool. We, the consumer, demand variety, quality and quantity. Top Shelf Pussy, go out, buy a HD video camera, and come back with some real footage.
This isn't the 1950s!
Quite Frankly - Yes, the girls are hot, but if you want my money, I want movies. And lots of them.
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Review Date: 2005-06-05 00:00:00
