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Review Of Vintage Classic Porn

Vintage Classic Porn Review Date: 2009-04-14

Reviewer: Cosmic Carl
  • Quality: 11/20
  • Quantity: 12/20
  • Updates: 8/10
  • Exclusivity: 5/10
  • Layout: 4/12
  • Value: 10/20
  • Other: 28/8
score:78
Porn is good now, porn will be good in the future, and yes, porn was pretty damn good in the past despite the technological limitations. Case in point, Vintage Classic Porn; this site specializes in smut going back as far as the 1920s and as recent as the 1980s. The first thing I noticed upon entering Vintage Classic Porn’s members’ area is that one can surf by decade. Naturally I made a B-line to the oldest examples of porn available. Instantly I was both surprised and impressed by the variety, explicitness, and originality of the content, the roaring twenties indeed. Sure the footage was super grainy and the pics were silvery black and white but everything was there, nice bush, bouncing penetrations, great tits, and of course, suckie suckie. What’s more, the artistry of the content—WOW—these shots were meticulously planed and executed, created by true craftsman risking all for that perfect beaver shot. (Remember this shit wasn’t entirely legal back then). The 30s, 40s, 50s were all equally as remarkable; lots of content, spanning from raunchy cartoons to classy pinups, and plenty of videos and pictures to keep a historian spanking happy for hard weeks. Once we get into the 60s, 70s, and 80s an entirely new thing emerges; the video quality improves and the pictures get even nastier. Quite frankly, it’s wonderful, all of it. I’m reminded of that line in the movie Step Brothers, “it’s like masturbating in a time machine.”
The Good Stuff - Currently there are 157+ picture galleries and 144+ videos to choose from. The movies average between 10-15 minutes in length and can be streamed or downloaded in entirety or by clip, in a variety of qualities. This content is exclusive, as in, you won’t find it anywhere else. The picture quality is decent depending on the film. Naturally, the older films have been distorted by the passage of time, but that’s kind of the point here. Updates are regular and dated. The following 9 bonus sites are included with membership: Retro Raw, Seventeen Live, My Sexy Kittens, Young Busty, Beauty and the Senior, Teens from Tokyo, UK Road Trips, Jim Slip, and Spunky Teens.
The Bad Stuff - This porn isn’t for everyone.
Quite Frankly - This membership is best suited for those with an actual interest in historic smut. But be warned, you may be turned off by the fact that most of the ladies featured within are no longer amongst the living. That being said, that might be your selling point. Overall, I really dig this site, I REALLY dig it, but I’m a man who’s used-up most of today’s conventional genres. So if you’re in the same boat, Vintage Classic Porn may be right up your alley.


Further Info: 9 Bonus Sites Downloadable Media Exclusive Content Regular Updates

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